Shitpostradamus

poet? parent? sixty Russian bots in a trench coat?

pre-distressed, pre-owned and pre-disposed to punning. skimped on gender to include more elbows.

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

https://t.co/aGrEFioycz

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@branewurms that's the annoying blonde lady from the murderbot show yeah?

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@C_Frohmader @AlboMP but we love frameworks so much... must have more frameworks...

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@maximumwelfare @sensitivfreight fucking under overpasses

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@VeryBadLlama the geese came through?

[Matt Rose @rose_matt]

Learnt today that you can type any nonsense into Google followed by "meaning", and AI will assume you're searching a well-known human phrase and frantically come up with what it thinks it could mean.

[Avery 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @averyqueerguy]

Let’s talk about preferential voting - how it works and some misinformation you may have heard about it ✌️

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

extremely funny that a rule saying "hey your car cannot just explode" is an automatic disqualifier for tesla

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@viennateng it's a real banger

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@viennateng are you talking like Barrett's Privateers?

[Ilya Kaminsky @ilya_poet]

Someone wants to come back now.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

okay sure but have you ever tried waking up 8 minutes before you have to leave and sprinting madly around your apartment like a feral raccoon trying to thrash its way out of a plastic garbage bag

[Eman Abdelhadi @emanabdelhadi]

Hamas offered to return all hostages for a permanent truce. Now Israel is carpet bombing instead of allowing the second stage of the ceasefire to continue as promised. The death toll in less than 24 hours is 419 and counting. The goal was always mass extermination.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

this international women's day, get her what she REALLY wants (a large moat around her primary place of residence)

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@Brocklesnitch why does Twitter keep advertising mayonnaise in this thread 🤣

[AF Post @AFpost]

Zelensky called JD Vance a “b*tch” in Ukrainian.

Credit: @Kaizerrev

Follow: @AFpost

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@daanysaeed @maximumwelfare Brad Haddon't

[Shitpostradamus @vonbees]

@alekshjohnson @sensitivfreight Remind me, was the Truman show a sitcom?