critical thot

for business inquiries: go to your nearest lake, put your head under the water and scream until I scream back

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

"musical romance about a taxidermist who falls in love with the man she wants to stuff and turn into her human specimen" sounds insane. when do tickets go on sale

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Jimothy fever has reached my grandfather

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

i’m an ally ✊🙂‍↕️

[soul @soulsouljah]

when she asks “what are we” so i literally tell her we are Charlie Kirk

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

I reckon golf must be abolished to feed Americas addiction to competitive birdwatching

[chey @iwishurosesxo]

yearning for you on company time

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Jimothy is a special creature god damnit! And I’ll tell ya what, I fucking love that raccoon! He should be cared for and looked after

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he is doing great!

[Woke Dog 🂱│🃑 Will Graham Impregnator3000 @eepygraham]

You CANNOT tell me these are not the same picture

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

every time you see a pigeon on the street they think this about you btw

[Magenta. @MagentaQueenT]

Rip queen. A million drag queens will perform this song in your honor

[alex @dishwater_blond]

This is very selfish of them to me because it creates an inconsistency in Lana’s discography. They should have stayed together out of reverence for Lana.

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he looks like the gray alien my dad shot in the foyer when I was 12