natalie

28, she/her, NOT italian. @minutemaidpunch ’s new account because i can’t reset my password and twitter support does not exist

[Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero]

An important thing to remember about Emeril Lagasse is that even Anthony Bourdain made fun of him until he actually got to know him, changed his mind and was like “this dude is the real deal”.

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I don't give a rat's ass is definitely a top 3 white people saying of all time. Like who cooked that shit up

[Tetralogy of Fallout: New Vegas @_parasocial]

your flooring, toilets, kitchen appliances and switches would last longer through more wear and tear if you didn’t use the cheapest vinyl and bargain basement options for each one!

[adeline @girlofalifetime]

that time I woke up and tried to bookmark a thought by pressing my finger on my face

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

btw I don’t think you have to bring your large poodle to the coffee shop and let it sniff around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. leave it home

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Genuinely doing everything I can as an attempt to not completely lose my mind

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

What if charlie kirk was just stung by a bee in the neck

[633 Stag Trail Road 🤌 @pityforyourself]

Michael Imperioli appears in the "Soprano Home Movies" episode for a total of 6 seconds

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what if the dead horse is beating me too

[:P @23lollz]

when you #think and #think and think and think and think and think and think

[Kade @kadeorkhalid]

ok y'all weren't lying about korean beauty products

[natalie @gabagools]

craving bacon is so embarrassing like ohhhh look the american wants bacon. how stereotypical

[siddhi devī🌹 @shreemastrology]

On perfume subreddit and apparently people on GLP-1’s develop insane fragrance/retail shopping addiction. Fascinating how hunger can never truly be suppressed it just reveals itself in another way.

[ahi 🩻 @dancetheprotag]

So bring it on, bring on the weekend