Cosmik Von Friedman

Mah playas want tha posse ta protect tha thug n' shiznit fo' realz. A much mo' urgent problem is ta protect tha thug from tha posse.

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“On Being Anti-Political” by @_cbrown1 https://t.co/BL226Mberr

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What is up, fellow christians? https://t.co/bNtKixCOdL via @@imgur

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#TrumpProtest

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Oh, how awesome would it be if liberals, upon arriving in Canada, were turned away because it was too full with Syrian refugees!?

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If you have to vote, vote for the candidate who will make being an anti-war liberal socially acceptable again. #ElectionNight #Elections2016

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Santa, easter bunny, your vote matters, baby jesus, and other lies we tell children. #ElectionNight

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Voting: the socially acceptable, low-cost alternative to giving a shit. #Elections2016 #NoMasters #YouOwnYourself #ButIGotASticker

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#Election2016

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Note to self... don't Google "pissing in the ocean" ever again

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Unless your vote can somehow persuade thousands of others to vote the same, you're just pissing in the ocean #Election2016

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Libertarians don't matter because libertarians don't vote or libertarians don't vote because libertarians don't matter?

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You shouldn't expect free-speech from @twitter, a company that literally limits your speech — to 140 characters.

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So Mark Zuckerberg defended Peter Theil's Trump donation... I challenge liberals everywhere to close their FB accounts in protest. 😎

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"Can't we be nice"

In the context of the situation we are in, let me be as nice as possible.... Get your fucking hands out of my wallet.

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Life is a journey to provide value to the world.... Well, at least for those who aren't socialists.

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The older I get, the more I understand what I value and the value I bring. I don't understand why someone would wish to be a kid again.

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Politically relevant excerpt from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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For all those in favor of govt spending programs, I'm curious to know how you'd spend your money if the govt didn't take it by force.

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Politics is for those who like to play master and servant role playing games and I'm surrounded by a bunch of bottoms.