vongel alexis

32. She/They. Arizona. 🥴🏳️‍🌈

[vongel alexis @vongellio]

saw bathroom at the local horror store

[mr nasty no drama @mrnastynodrama]

To chimpanzees i bet this is like seeing an actor you like in one of those Epstein photos

[Nic🇧🇷 @nicclles]

When people say chai tea

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

first venture into polyamory is having multiple best friends

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my grandma slammed her head into her ipad because she lost a round of candy crush

[mira ⚢ @dojatandiorr]

“i’m titi” #loveislandusa

[Pop Base @PopBase]

PinkPantheress interacts with a fan who threw their phone to her:

“I don’t want to throw it back […] Baby if I hit one of these girls in the face I’m liable, we’re in America, remember that.”

(https://t.co/2WduY6AnAG)

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[madi ☠︎ @ASTR0ZOMBIEZ]

😭

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Me: gets up briefly in the night due to insomnia
My cat: father this is amazing, I have been saying for YEARS that we should have breakfast at 3:30

[Dean. @BigDeanII]

Flavor Flav used to be like, “you look like you work out, yo name gone be Pilates.”

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

helllllooo

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

how it feels asking for streaming sites

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

Going to bed at 10pm every night

[sid @sidcentric]

it's kinda crazy how much your brain can convince you people don't like you with zero evidence

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

when i say i'm busy this is what i mean

[ben likes to crack eggs @suicidebrds]

lemme show u how a bitch ball out.

[bxnny @bxnny_40]

my mother just be walking around undiagnosed bruh

[pruzin paaland 🇳🇴 @gruzinhaa9lnd]

oh okay

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Probably smells really crazy out there right now