Dan

This is a showcase of my (usually) horribly dry humor. I enjoy verbing, single-entendres, gerunding, and literally metaphoring figurative allusions.

[Dan @vorpar]

@sakebu_cheese_ No apology necessary. I had pizza 🙂

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@chadfelixg When I visited as a vegetarian, I was disappointed that the Subway had no cheese. 😞

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@tanpukunokami I was there when a customer at my cafe had only one hand. The first self-serve coffee spilled. “No problem”. Then the second. “No problem”.
But I brought the third to his table. He needed coffee.

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@tuuu28283 If you go to Santa Barbara, I’ll put you on the karaoke list. よろしくおねいがいします。

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@jacktla Cheremoya is good, but if you find sapote, buy it all up 😉

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@ritujoon2j Book a hotel, and have the address handy for the visa.

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@FiredUpCoug I’m disappointed in April, but it makes sense.

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@tanpukunokami Easily my favorite anime.

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@Higgy_rock It’s art!

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@Higgy_rock Yes. An acid marinade should go for 4-6 hours (please correct me) then a dry rub before cooking.

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@OgamiYuno Similar to cucumber pickles, but with a deeper flavor.

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@1pxoeaivoVoMjhh @kuma_neko_ It’s a side, eaten along with sandwiches. It also goes great on hamburgers.

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@japan_nobunaga Indeed. It is also an honorable custom to haggle. By claiming the price is beyond your means, the family can be even more humble to generously reduce the price.

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@Higgy_rock All I’ve got is to add acid in a marinade. Ponzu goes great with beef.

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@dadsweb67 Spaworld in Osaka?
Fusion, for sure, but I loved the Drunken Clam karaoke bar.

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@tuuu28283 Apart from anime, Tampopo is my favorite.

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@learning_yohei I should try Okinawa, but I live in a beach town 🙂

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@learning_yohei I’m planning to see the islands that I haven’t been to. Hokkaido and Shikoku are on my list.