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[victoria patterson @vpatterson2782]

Grandma Peggy hit the blunt one too many times today.

[Barstool NOLA @BarstoolNOLA]

You ever been to New Orleans?

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nlg I think about this a lot

[greci @sandiacontajin]

officially old bc i did not get a single cocktober mass text

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Do you think the devil tried other instruments before settling on the fiddle

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

This is how fleabag should have ended

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I saw your ig story about how you’re having a good time and enjoying life. I was hoping you could delete it

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"who got you smiling?" me im funny af

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Doja cat taking my man right in front of my eyes. Worst day ever.

[victoria patterson @vpatterson2782]

I’m so sick of geriatric Caucasian men telling me what to do with my body.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

can’t really explain it but elon buying twitter is huge jimmy pesto energy

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

When you walk by a nice house the owner should have to pop out and shout what their job is

[Dak @dakotahunt1616]

Somebody Venmo me $5000 so I can quit my job and not work all weekend

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

what if we kissed on the purely decorative Popeyes balcony

[𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙖𝙝🖖🏽 @whatsaiah]

why tf weed only legal in 36 states i thought we was the UNITED states

[Ka'Dedrick Richardson 🚰 @BigplayKD]

NFL did the saints bad. They could’ve postponed the game.

[hunnalulu 🤸🏼‍♂️ @hunter_ha]

When a table of 7 comes in 15 minutes before close and gets mad when we put that gratuity on them. Baby yall are lucky i didn’t turn the lights off on you tf

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

As another COVID surge hits this country, I beg of you not to write pieces blaming 20-year-olds who would like to see their friends since nearly every problem we're experiencing is a result of this country being run by 70-year-old ghouls and their constituents who are even older.