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probably drinking wine with my dog

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

You should get paid overtime if you have a dream about work

[Ʋ @vroni92]

@bunsenbernerbmd Always 🤍

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

Mike Pence’s presidential announcement got 5 retweets.

Can this picture of my dog’s butt beat that?

[Ʋ @vroni92]

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[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Yusef Abdus Salaam @dr_yusefsalaam]

#PowerPost🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿™️

Over 30 years ago, Donald Trump took out full page ads calling for my execution.

On the day he was arrested and arraigned, here is my ad in response.

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

I decided to go to grad school

[Ʋ @vroni92]

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[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

National Eating Disorders Awareness Week starts today.

Our culture has complicated relationships with food, exercise, and appearance.

30,000,000 Americans will struggle with a full-blown eating disorder.

It is time to talk about it.

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Lauren 🍉🎗️ @OkieRezKid]

What’s it called when you’re introverted but have taken on numerous leadership and outgoing roles your whole life? 😂

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

90% of dog ownership is telling your dog you’re not letting them out because you just let them out and then letting them out

[Brandon Follick @follickacid]

online stores love to say “your order is on its way!” then when you go to the tracking number they gave you all of a sudden it’s “can you fucking relax?? we just printed the label..”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

i don’t care how humid it is bitch the second it’s fall i’m wearing layers. i’m busting out the wool. i’m putting a jacket over a cardigan over a long sleeve tee. i’ll sweat through all of it i don’t give a fuck

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

Kinda chilly outside dis morning. I don't wanna overreact but Merry Christmas!