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Bleeding heart liberal. I ❤ to see cute animal pics. Unsolicited DMs will be ignored.

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@pattymo Tim Walz proclaimed that we "can sleep when we're dead." Fact check: you aren't sleeping when you're dead - you're DEAD. When will the lies stop?!?

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I need your click to get my free gift.
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@HoegLaw @BadLegalTakes Because he didn't want to do his own research.

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@JoshEakle Why not both? Elon can leave, AND we could fire several SCOTUS judges?

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

“Alexa, play our new national anthem.”

Any requests for my first parody of 2025? 🤔 Leave them in the comments below.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

If the eyes turn black, we must attack

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@abubunni @BadLegalTakes 2025 has been pretty busy so far for BLT.

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@RonFilipkowski Is that his excuse? Maye might have thoughts...
Either he's arguing that he's got a big brain and her vagina is wider than the Grand Canyon,
OR she's crazy tight and limited his potential.

[PiQ @PiQMarkets]

👍 The most patriotic thing you can do for your country is your homework.

Dying is easy.
Math is hard.

Give this a watch, it’s funny because it’s true.

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@RonFilipkowski Just think how difficult it was to get tech support b4. Now there won't be an English speaking person at any hour. We need to learn languages other than English and Spanish if leon is going to be running the show...

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@Tjeerd001 Cheryl Ladd. She looks a lot like Ali Larter, though, too; but this picture looks too old for that.

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@Tjeerd001 Jalapeño potato chips

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@RepJackKimble Please remind us what the punishment is for saying Christmas? I'm afraid that I have said Christmas when maybe I wasn't allowed to say Christmas; and I'd like to be sure my friends and family don't say Christmas until they're really allowed to say Christmas. Thx, Merry Christmas!

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@isabelleboemeke It seems like we should be spending more money on sending waste to the sun than we're spending on going to Mars...

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@FrankMikeDavis1 Education. Or Women?

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Atheists are now DEEP FRYING ABORTED EMBRYOS and dipping them in hot sauce.

Why is this not FRONT PAGE NEWS?

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@RonFilipkowski Maybe Fauci can weigh in on what is causing these sniffles?

[Dreamweasel @Dreamweasel]

One old wives’ tale that keeps turning up is based on the “Fuck Around & Find Out” (FAFO) slogan, the premise that the clueless MAGA voter who will come face-to-face with the consequences of their vote (losing healthcare, higher grocery prices) & realize we were right all along.

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@RepJackKimble Rep. Kimble! I think you need to introduce legislation that all buildings/domiciles that currently have those disgusting unisex bathrooms get retrofitted to have multiple bathrooms. People have been living in the tragic situation of having to share bathrooms for far too long!

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@atrupar It is beyond my comprehension what drives the hate against the LGBTQ community. Has anyone been successful in figuring any of it out? She seems really lovely, there to do her job, and ELECTED by her constituents.

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@jsharpe2023 @Jebur27 @OurShallowState Honestly, I'm curious why you don't think they will.