vale🦋

[vale🦋 @vsmxo_]

Unless God sent you, I’m unavailable.

[Gaia ☀︎︎︎ @GaiaSerenity]

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle

[jynx @miiagarro]

the only time i ever believe a man is when he tells me i’m beautiful and funny

[Yesjulz @YesJulz]

One day you’ll wake up and realize nothing is more important than your peace of mind.
This will be the day that everything changes for you.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Bry Adè @BryAdee]

If I had the balls to get on TikTok and do story times, I’d be the next big thing 😂

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Me telling my wife to calm down

[tamara @tammy8ok]

I look @ my life & think how can I not believe in God

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

One minute you don't have it, the next minute your cup’s overflowing. God’s grace 🥹

[🛸 @tufthug]

this too shall pass but holy fuck

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

anything i want, i get. if not immediately, eventually

[✶ @uxcel]

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier

[neo @simplyT90]

Suddenly…

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

by this time next year, i will be in a far better place than i am rn.

[GVINO @supastarvina]

I thought i was the only one. Nothing about girl maintenance is relaxing for me.

[IG: @TheRealPrettyGrl @RealCaliNicole]

In time you realize nothing is ever a loss It's either redirection, protection, or a realization

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

Everybody can start asking me what I want for my birthday now

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

Your bank account watching you join a group chat called MALLORCA 2025