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man of the house (eldest daughter) ♈️🤘🏻

[V @vstowe]

lmao one minute in and already a Messi goal

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

Today is the 5th anniversary of the release of the infamous #Lawyercat video, which I posted roughly thirty minutes after the start of the second impeachment trial. Who would have thought it would have such a lasting impact on the world! Happy Lawyercat Day for all who celebrate!

[V @vstowe]

Every year at the end of January people get on this app and tell on themselves that they don’t understand the very *basic* fundamentals behind property taxes 😒

[V @vstowe]

goodbye to a great actress 😎

[V @vstowe]

CATHERINE O’HARA I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS ISN’T A BIT 😭😭😭

[V @vstowe]

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ARCH MANNING AND ARCH MANNING ONLY 🤘🏻🧡🤠

[V @vstowe]

I’ve decided I’m actually against gender neutral bathrooms. To clarify, it is not bc I have beef with the trans community. It is bc I have beef with men. Do any of you know how to aim? How to flush? How to put the seat down? So gross.

[V @vstowe]

wow a sports weekend where both my teams win and I don’t want to die 😵‍💫🤘🏻⭐️

[V @vstowe]

🐷🐖🐽

[ESPN F1 @ESPNF1]

The Las Vegas GP from above 🤩

(via @alyssaa_81)

[Oscar Piastri @OscarPiastri]

Could get used to Austin

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

True Story.

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Taylor knows ball

@XavierWorthy x @taylorswift13

[jane @ijanedoll]

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong:

– Women
– Oldest daughters
– Firstborn granddaughters

[V @vstowe]

immediately added all four of these to my “don’t name your baby this” list

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

A Blue Jays tradition 🤗

Tytan, Houstyn, Jetsyn, and Lennyn Hoffman threw the First Pitch on Dad's bobblehead night 💙

[V @vstowe]

billing my clients for my two hour massage since they’re the reason my posture is shit and I have no peace in life

[reb @rebmasel]

just had the best sandwich for lunc-

“gronk is that true? gripe explain this? grimace is this real? gilligan does this matter? god am I here? gork summarize?”

[V @vstowe]

It’s been two+ weeks since lasik and I still feel like I’m doing something wrong when I get in to bed and can magically see

[V @vstowe]

count me in for the next conclave running I guess

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

The new pope was a math major in college. So if a students asks you what types of jobs there are for math majors, well, there you go. Start studying those higher powers!

[V @vstowe]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.