Suvin Mullaseril

Half-techie, Cybersecurity professional. Movies, Travel, Food. Tweets are personal.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

2 or 5.

[Fact @Fact]

Some people feel uncomfortable when the TV volume is not divisible by 2.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Phone scams are getting so much more sophisticated these days. Just received a call saying my credentials were used on the dark web and that they would be locked? #scamalert #staysafe #phonescams

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Did they stop @airindia flights from Bangalore and Chennai to Kochi? Why?

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

@anandmahindra since you have challenges with be6e, why not call it beSxE?

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Folks - Not done! @SamsoniteIndia !! People order from you for an overall better experience. This is not something we expect from a brand like yours!

[Varsha Naik @barkhjn]

@AMtouristerIN
@SamsoniteIndia
@MySamsonite
I have ordered a trolley bag on 4th Sept by paying full online from your website https://t.co/v5KX1KJw1E. not recd trolley bag till date inspite of regular followup on the customer care numbers and writing [email protected]

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

You can be sure that the first internet reaction to a controversy is based on lies.
"Falsehood will fly, as it were, on the wings of the wind, and carry its tales to every corner of the earth; whilst truth lags behind; her steps, though sure, are slow and solemn" Thomas Franklin.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Damn. Would you freeze yourself? https://t.co/P5lQNllvb2

[𝐈𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐮 @IngloriousMallu]

𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 : 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐭 𝐋𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐧 ✨

1. നമ്മുക്ക് പാർക്കാൻ മുന്തിരിത്തോപ്പുകൾ

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

The #Taylorswift effect. Hotel prices are 3X, if not more the days she performs in a city. No wonder she is what she is.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Strange that NDTV does not even acknowledge that similar alternate calendar systems exist across India, based on either the solar or lunar cycles. https://t.co/iCGbdPrXGe

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Here's what I am talking about. https://t.co/cDR6AvjIKb

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Trust us to find jugaad solutions to every problem. When cars started throwing audible alarms for not wearing seatbelts, we started selling seat belt clips to insert into the buckle for people who were averse to wearing seatbelts.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Trust us to find jugaad solutions to every problem. When cars started throwing audible alarms for not wearing seatbelts, we started selling seat belt clips to insert into the buckle for people who were averse to wearing seatbelts.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Wells Fargo recently fired dozens of wealth management employees for using mouse jigglers to “simulate keyboard activity” while working remotely.

Just went on Amazon to check mouse jigglers and have a strong feeling that this 1-star review is from one of those employees.

[First you will be baked, then there will be cake @marshallpriddy]

@robkhenderson I learned of this concept from Bill Watterson

[Rob Henderson @robkhenderson]

One reason why Costco is so popular among working and lower middle class, especially families and the elderly. The membership program turns the store into a sanctuary from miscreants:

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

#Varshangalkkushesham was just bad, really bad. Maybe they can use it as a reference for how to make a bad movie.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

Nirmala Sitharaman is possibly one of the worst examples of a people representative. Unelected, but a finance minister for 2 consecutive terms. She decides how India's money operates. Why did she not contest elections this time? Tamilisai has done more for the people than her.

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

When Obama says it's wildly imaginative, I'm sold. #DeathsEnd

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

#3BodyProblem Ended up reading both Book 1 and Book 2 after the cliffhanger 1st season on #Netflix. Sheer brilliance. On to Book 3, Death's End. The books are so much better than the Netflix adaptation.

[Chetty Arun @ChettyArun]

I spoke with yet another scammer today. I don't know why I do this, but here we go.

It all started with a few annoying Whatsapp messages trying to scam me. But we ended up wishing each other good luck 😂

1/n

[Suvin Mullaseril @vsuvin]

@4eo Absolutely. A design that allows us to use our confused Indian plug points for plugs without external adapters is a god-send. Even the multi-adapters that are common now are crazily designed. Does not fit any plug properly. At least outside India, there is a fixed standard.