Chapstick Papí

Real Estate Investor (11 units)
Oilgate Realty,
M.S. Leadership,
EQ 👽,
ADHDaddy,
Cancer Survivor,
Akron, Ohio ➡️ PHX, Arizona

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

I'm buying, renovating, and renting out 12 investment properties in 2025.

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

How the fuck did that 1st ...idk back hand cross drop dude!? THEN that spinning front uppercut? lmao wtf...he had to be drunk right? If this happened to me I'd hope they'd turn me around on that curb and give a hard stomp

[Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali]

Hit him with the spin walk off uppercut 😆

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE RECENT PICS! Goodness gracious

[it girls ౨ৎ @knddall]

Roselyn Sanchez.

[Matt 🍊 @titanmatt_]

I’ve been saying dih bih gah for 24 hours straight and I can’t stop

[bruski🦎 @cookerbruski]

one jar can change your life

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

This trade is amazing for the Browns. They'd never make a great decision like this though so it doesn't matter 🤷🏾‍♂️

[The Dawgs - A Cleveland Browns Podcast @thedawgspodcast]

Browns fans, would you make this trade?

Rams:
+ EDGE Myles Garrett

Browns
+ EDGE Jared Verse
+ 2027 1st round pick
+ 2028 1st round pick

Would that be enough to get two firsts and a young star to replace Myles?

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Someone needs to check Chet Holmgrens families betting apps because he's for sure on that Brendan Sorsby! Not ATTEMPTING a shot after 9 minutes left in the is insanely blatant Wemby present or not lol.

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Holly Holm the 2nd half of this fight #MVP

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Greg Hardy just got KNOCKED OUT by Darko Stosic 🤯

Hardy missed weight by a record 26 pounds and had a 52-pound advantage…

(via @FNCmma)

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Here’s your monthly dose of Greg Hardy being sent to the shadow realm

He also missed weight by 25 pounds 😭

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Derrick Lewis nearly killed a man 💀

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

2 episodes in and Re:ZERO is giving off S-Tier vibes tbh 👀

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

This one I agree with only because he made the bet around a week before results were shared lol. The Venezuelan leader being caught bet by the U.S. military guy was valid because there was no guarantee the mission would succeed.

[haeju.eth @JeongHaeju]

A Google insider has officially been exposed on Polymarket.

This dude just profited $1,000,000 in a single day betting on the Google search markets.

Google accidentally pushed the results early, then removed them, but not before it revealed he went 22/23 on his bets and ballooned to $3.9M in open positions.

This isn’t a lucky streak. He previously made $150K+ predicting the early release of Gemini 3.0 before results were out.

At this point it’s obvious: He’s a Google insider milking Polymarket for quick money.

It’s one of the wildest things I’ve seen on the platform

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

TIL Javon Kinlaw uses the word “shit” in place of commas and its awesome

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

But if there was one Pokémon that would do it

[jkwest.tcg @jkwest_tcg]

This is why you buy pokemon over sports.

Charizard doesn’t beat his wife.

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Ferrari’s new $640k Luce EV: 1,050 hp, quad motors, Jony Ive-designed interior… but still no Full Self-Driving. Pay supercar money and you still have to drive it yourself. Meanwhile Tesla owners are getting chauffeured for a fraction of the price. Iconic.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce.

• Starting price: $640,000
• Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive
• Range: 280 miles (expected EPA)
• Peak charging speed: 350kW
• 122 kWh battery
• 1,050 horsepower
• 0-60mph: 2.4s
• 800v
• Four-door four-seater
• Four electric motors
• OLED screens
• Weight: 4,982 lbs
• Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm
• Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car.
• Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels
• The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered
• 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S

U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Never heard of this until now. Gia Duddy got that single hand glock glock 1500 w/ the ball cupping down pat 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾🫡

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Heartbreaking: Will Levis’s mom opens up about her son’s leaked sex tape with Gia Duddy.

“He ended up hiring a cyber security specialist and a PI and spent a huge amount of money to get to the bottom of this”

Absolutely awful 😔💔

(via @RossTuckerPod)

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

And the trips keep getting longer longeeeer

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

So is that Superman punch technically an Ant-Man punch for them #brandrisk

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Okay why are they putting absolutely nothing on this man's cut! Not an ounce of Vaseline! #brandrisk

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Wow terrible reffing at the end there by the ref. Terrible giving Rico a break after getting knocked down and terrible stoppage too, I thought we were going to the 12th. Respect to Usyk man he did well to come back. More respect to Rico though, no one expected him to be here.

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

Could easily be 4-1 Rico 👀...Usyk in trouble?

[Chapstick Papí @vtae44]

I DO NOT SEE A PATH FOR USYK TO BEAT RICO!!! ITS OVER!!!