Nerdy Lawyer

As of January 2024, moved to @nerdylawyer.bsky.com. Flee here while you can.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

To everyone still supporting Trump, ask yourself if you're willing to fight and die for him. Because I give about 50/50 odds that he will ask that of you before this is over.

I'm frustrated with you because I want you to live. I write this thread to convince you to do so. 1/12

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@the_jokeocracy @spiderstumbled "We lead the world because, unique among nations, we draw our people -- our strength -- from every country and every corner of the world. And by doing so we continuously renew and enrich our nation." - Ronald Reagan, noted RINO apparently
https://t.co/ub9i6oVevI

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@spiderstumbled @the_jokeocracy

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@ScottAdamsSays This is your regular reminder that, in 2016, Scott Adams repeatedly expressed his belief on his blog that Donald Trump was hypnotizing people to vote for him... and that this was a good thing.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@PKnoepfle @MichaelWatsonMS But some business tycoons might move the grunt level operations there! No unions, low worker protections, plenty of white trash labor to abuse, and now Watson is giving the ok to cook your books! What's not to love? Just run the whole show from your mansion in California.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@marcorubio I didn't see Biden, or any member of the Department of Justice, or any judge appointed by Biden in that courtroom.

But I DID see Mike Johnson. Maybe HE did this. Bet he's a Democratic sleeper agent; that would explain a lot.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@mathepi @marcorubio Rubio: Only if you're president.
Biden: 😎
Rubio: Only if you're a REPUBLICAN president.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@GovLarryHogan Governor, I respect that you've kept your principles despite the constant pressure from your own party to abandon them. But that's precisely why the GOP is no longer a place for people like us.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@A_tothe_Z_Amber @LaCivitaC Yes, but you forget that the GOP agenda is now "support Trump in everything," so Hogan wouldn't be a "Republican" senator anyway.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@Sea_Glass1115 @WvSmith Well, except now you're a RINO, since you dared suggest Trump is not perfect and invincible.

Democrats are taking new voters when you get tired of the constant volley of tomatoes.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@VLF79 @RudyGiuliani @RaheemKassam @JoeyMannarinoUS @CarolineWren He backs the Blue! (So long as they arrest people who break windows instead of democracy.)

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@RudyGiuliani @RaheemKassam @JoeyMannarinoUS @CarolineWren Playing at the party:
https://t.co/MwuOlRYGfZ

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@ScottAdamsSays This is your daily reminder that, in 2016, Scott Adams repeatedly expressed his belief on his blog that Donald Trump was hypnotizing people to vote for him... and that this was a good thing.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@NYPDChiefPatrol

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@ijbailey @ASFleischman In other contexts, sure. In other contexts, you can also show up in jeans and a T-shirt, or eat and drink at the table, or play on your phone while other people are talking. This, however, is a courtroom, and the rules of decorum are very different.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@DarksOwnAnthro1 @warhammer @Idk721252 (Hey, so you know, *I* can tell that was a parody of a MAGA snowflake... mispelling "Budweiser" and "ad" was a nice touch... but some people might be slower to grasp that you aren't serious.)

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@TomCottonAR @JoeBiden So, since Israel has ALREADY killed one American...

#JacobFlickinger

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@TeamTrump I don't see any mass graves, so, yes.

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@GOP_is_Gutless @meiselasb Um, what? Citation needed.

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@DaveExplains1 @WayneWgotcha @Turnip_Votes @meiselasb In this analogy, Trump did not do this. Trump said "what money?" when asked, then flashed the money around boasting about how he shouldn't have it, then returned a little bit of it and kept the rest and said under oath "that's all of it, really"... do you see the difference?

[Nerdy Lawyer @vtaltos]

@DaveExplains1 @WayneWgotcha @Turnip_Votes @meiselasb If I walk out of the bank with someone else's money in addition to my own, I can plausibly argue it was an accident if I return it promptly upon realizing the error. At minimum, "beyond a reasonable doubt" will protect me. That is what Biden and Pence did (metaphorically).