Jasim Jouhar VT

Finance Surgeon 💹

[Saudi Gazette @Saudi_Gazette]

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has released a new publication highlighting the achievements of Saudi Vision 2030 while showcasing the commercial impact of more than 50 American companies that are members of the chamber.

https://t.co/MXXx9Uo4IN

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Before Kerala elections, let the CM & Opposition Leader face off in an open debate🤝

Talk development, talk the future — let the people decide. @vdsatheesan is ready.
Now, it’s the CM’s move @pinarayivijayan

#KeralaElection2026

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30547098256 My credit card reached wrong destination @BlueDart_ @BlueDartCares

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@ras0611 @MCA21India Hope the fine will be computed without an error!! @MCA21India

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Does every salaried new tax regime opt-in receive the advantage of the standard deduction? Or is it only applicable to salaried person with an annual income of Rs. 15.5 lakh or more? @nsitharaman @IncomeTaxIndia @FinMinIndia @LabourMinistry #Budget2023 #UnionBudget2023

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@AxisBankSupport @AxisBank My mobile number and email id registered for flipkart axis Credit Card is mistaken. I’m not getting any update!! Can’t even access redressal platform!!

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Hire good not god @InfosysCareers

[Chartered World @chartered_world]

Irony!
When you can't create an IT Portal even after 5 attempts, but want a CA with max. 2 attempts. 🙌😂

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

This is part of programme flow chart @Infosys

[Arpit Haldia @haldiaarpit]

GST Return can be filed by SMS..ITR can be filed by Post Office..Play with Numbers and hide the inefficiency..

Do Everything but don't improve the Portal..This is ridiculous..

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Dear @CMOKerala ask your Finance Secretary to attend #economics lectures once again.

#Keralaeconomy need a ‘restart’ not a ‘forced shutdown’

#OurSystemiswrong

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@CMOKerala Why not a virtual Kerala swearing-in?

#keralalockdown

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To learn Strategic Financial Management do we need to learn Hindi?
@unacademy @RomanSaini

If so first you guys learn about India’s ‘നാനാത്വത്തില്‍ ഏകത്വം’ 🇮🇳

#icai #ca

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

@TpcindiaCourier How many light years does it take to get to Kozhikode from Bangalore?
Booked on 13th yaar. This is the 2nd and last time 👋

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Salutes to former IAF Pilot braveheart martyred at #AirIndiaplanecrash
Deepak Vasant Sir.
#Captain

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

We only have the name of the #airport #Calicut International Airport

This tragic #AirIndiaCrash happened in a ‘Red’ alert sounded, flooded, and that too in a #covid containtment zone of #Kerala
& those Lungi wore civilian rescuers were them #Malappuram ക്കാർ 🙏

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

@maxfashionindia 9037979877

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Send somebody to me and takeaway your stuff @maxfashionindia, have a patience to remove this.

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Can you just show me one Rangoli @GooglePayIndia
I couldn’t find it yet.

[Jasim Jouhar VT @VTJasim]

Section 80QQB - Royalty Income - Deductions under 80QQB https://t.co/ycxtMBAlXK via @cleartax_in
‘He earned Rs. 600,000 on 22nd April 2018 and received the foreign remittance after 6 months i.e 31st Oct 2018’

Hope it is 6 months from the end of PY and he is eligible for QQB.

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Which is faster snail or tortoise @VodafoneIN @Idea

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@RahulGandhi The last resort is Parliament... Be with us there...Thank you ji...