sara lloyd

motherhood anxiety. small biz anxiety. anxiety anxiety!
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[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Finally moved my old "get serious" column and an ill-used mailchimp newsletter to @substack and I'm really loving the platform and tools. I'd love if you come join: https://t.co/bjRTszQ9WY. New shit every tuesday at 9:05am because I don't like to be early :)

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

how to get out of little kid bath time, a memoir:
https://t.co/yK9n48CsVq

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Took a break without taking a break from my newsletter this week!
https://t.co/jWOlAB0rc3

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

This is probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever read 😐

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[sara lloyd @vtsara]

WOOOOOOOOOO #GoCanes

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

See y’all in Raleigh!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

After sunset this eve,
High in the West,
The crescent Moon you’ll see.
I do not jest.

It graces western Twilight.
But no, it is not alone.
What’s unmistakably bright?
That’s Venus -- you might have known.

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

snarky memoirs -- 100 days: the in between https://t.co/6dD8zMAfxk

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

wow. wowowowow. some much needed monday introspection, on a down day no less.

no good alone https://t.co/fyrjRnhOPc

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

2 years old but still just as impactful and tragic: “If there was a clear law that says felony punishment will ensue if you don’t handle your weapons safely, I think we could get some people’s attention.”

https://t.co/KXSGDay0iY

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Poop! Poop! Poop!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Some things more important than the right to bear arms. For @SpeakerMcCarthy, @RepTimBurchett, and @RepOgles.

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

This one made me laugh-cry, because real talk with toddlers.

Passive Aggressive Work Emails With My Toddler About Dinner, by @bessbell https://t.co/mdf5L2eNge

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Reflections from a mom of a 9-year-old, to really bring it home for us all. My kids aren't in grade school yet, I don't know how these parents are letting their kids leave the house. https://t.co/QE5OMs9rrb from #theexaminedfamily @courtwrites

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Meanwhile today in NC, state congress ends pistol permit system, because of three supposed PLANNED ABSENCES? from house democrats who gave GOP the supermajority. @NCHouseDems @triciacotham @CecilBrockman @RepWray y'all, come on now. One of your bios says "social justice" 🤨

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Yesterday I posted a memoir about the Virginia Tech shooting, which happened 16 years ago. I originally wrote the piece in 2021, after a school shooting took place at the end of March. Now 2 years later, my reflections are still apt and it's horrifying. https://t.co/q7nE9UshNK

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

I just can't really wrap my head around the fact that I've written more than 5 essays reflecting on the shooting of April 16th, 2007, and literally no meaningful action has taken place and bunch of legislators everywhere be like WE GONNA SOLVING THIS LOL NO WE NOT.

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Yesterday I posted a memoir about the Virginia Tech shooting, which happened 16 years ago. I originally wrote the piece in 2021, after a school shooting took place at the end of March. Now 2 years later, my reflections are still apt and it's horrifying. https://t.co/q7nE9UshNK

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Absolutely genius marketing and copy a la @WithMeatandHair from Billie: a standard referral affiliate link program but billed as Pink Tax Rebate. CLEVER.

And if you want good cheap razors + shaving products, use my link lolol https://t.co/wp5yZ2rm5b

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

King of kings, Lord of nepotism

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report Reveals Jesus Christ May Have Benefited From Father’s Influential Position To Gain High-Powered Role As Lord And Savior https://t.co/K79uS1Wnez

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Walked outside to check on the boys in the back yard just in time to see my eldest - at a wise and aged 4 years - whip his pants down to pee and yell across the yard to our nanny that it’s ok because this is the pee spot 🤦🏼‍♀️🫠

[sara lloyd @vtsara]

Thank god

[Reductress @Reductress]

Score! Woman Can Blame Crying in Public on Seasonal Allergies Again: https://t.co/94YEMpPqA1