Audrey

professional cry baby

[Audrey @Vudrey]

"If you smoke weed dogs will look down on you and it’s very possible a non pot smoking alien will steal your girlfriend."

[Audrey @Vudrey]

It’s been 5 years since I’ve tweeted. I don’t know if I can confidently call Twitter, X. Is this what it feels like to suddenly wake up and realize you’re old? Help me. Please.

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@WhalenCuzImYung Ugh I just cried @ my desk lol

[Evan @evanhohmbre]

Goodnight everyone don't forget to set your clocks back 60 years

[Ke🇧🇧 @KeDontLiveHere]

When you give her all of you in exchange for her but all you get is "lol you wild, wyd tho?"

[HeavyE @HeavyE717]

A lanc cop cheddar bob himself 😩

[Audrey @Vudrey]

가끔은 고양이와 춤을 춥시다 (Vine by @fresh_bizzy) https://t.co/0ViEGWh2Yf

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@mollie346 BLUGH hopefully next fall. tryna figure out my entire life in like a day

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@mollie346 Prague

[Audrey @Vudrey]

FUck ya i wanna smoke a spliff @aek_420

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@aek_420 what does that even stand for??? Do u know it refers to pot. Totally inappropriate

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@realDonaldTrump U have embarrassed urself for existing on this godforsaken planet u piece of trash.

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@JBsoHood ill be over on monday

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@dyldo_g lol sorry

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(506): he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead

[Audrey @Vudrey]

U ever wonder why it's called a cat call? Are we disrespectful towards our cats? Is the patriarchy hurting your feline?

[Audrey @Vudrey]

@realDonaldTrump @ComatoseJeb u look like a burnt pancake

[Audrey @Vudrey]

Getting my eyebags tatted so you can see how tired i am of ur bullshit

[Audrey @Vudrey]

Brb