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"what if im the monster" - Gabbie Hanna

[😵‍💫 @vurmillion]

Tips to help distracted drivers !

A 🧵

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alright i’m givin up the game. anyone know any hot singles in my area?

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xxxtentacion if he was a vietnamese restaurant:

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how it feels

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i took her to my penthouse and she cleaned it

(she’s my maid. i’m very lonely)

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when a 6 and a 7 love each other very much..

[soohie 🫯 @soohietwt]

if you give a six a seven.

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how i look at chicken finger

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#RETWEET!

[soohie 🫯 @soohietwt]

if you give a chicken a jockey.

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big WANKER doesn’t want you to know that being a daft geezer is what the birds really fancy

#godsavethequeen

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minecraft nursery rhyme:

🎶the wheels on the bus go FLAT and SQUARE🎶

in minecraft, the bus takes you nowhere.

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@soohietwt @xyanaid

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jeff the killer: go to sleep, i am kill you (lame)

jeff the lover:

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yearned too close to the sun

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if i was macklemore i woulda made a remix with psy called “oppa gangster style” and then gone on a drunk driving rampage resulting in my death

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i’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

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pool cue? here’s a pool q, why can’t i pee on you when i’m swimming

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pool cue? here’s a pool q, why can’t i pee on you when i’m swimming

[😵‍💫 @vurmillion]

@thatbribby please

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couple characters i’m workshoppin

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i’m hungry… for TODDLERS!!😈😈

#babyeatingisawesome

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i’m gonna name my first kid hrundle and beat the shit out of them all the time