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“Who Cares” are words to live by

[levi @hughhcney]

right wingers say the dumbest shit like “the office couldn’t air today bc of WOKE 😂” and meanwhile this is what your average leftist is watching

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

MUDKIP!!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[goma @soigomaa]

cool, cant wait to never hear about it again

[Vivian @suchnerve]

⚠️

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Everyone bully Kevin O’Leary until he shrinks it to 0 acres

[Brian 🍄 @Is_Not_Brian]

Some asshole wore a banana costume to an End It show in Toronto. The lead singer called the guy up to the stage & then called him an asshole & told everyone to rip his costume off lmao. It took like 30 seconds.

"You wanted the attention & now you have it" 😂

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

I made this comic in 2023

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

Tennessee passes a law mandating data center owners to pay all electricity infrastructure costs

[Mike @hammerito]

That’s because my great great grandfather hit him with the blicky

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

It’s Pride Month!! You know what that means:

[Smaug 🇺🇸 @Smaug55]

A bunch of 60 year old redditors run my country

[autist @litteralyme0]

stfu here’s Ryan Gosling driving for 4 hours: