Nelumbooo

I put the 'fun' in malfunction

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

It'd be an innocent meeting between friends if they were polar bears

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Turn off that gospel music and be a better person in real life.

[Nelumbooo @vuyanzi93]

Me watching my app outside riding a bicycle

[LambChip @_Lembz]

She said, "I know my cycle, I have an app"
Look at the app jumping on the bed and drink milk regularly

[Anticommie @QueenAnticommie]

This is so funny… wait for it

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

They’ve been putting praise break music over kids throwing tantrums on Tik Tok and I’ve been CRYING ALL WEEK. 😂😂😂😂

[Nelumbooo @vuyanzi93]

Bermuda 🥴

[Tokyo @otokyo]

Name one

[♰ @reeceollld]

not forgiving people

[MZulu wa Limpopo @KabeloMohlah02]

"You will kill us "😭😭😭

[𝓝. ᥫ᭡ @luvblessingz]

People who say “I didn’t ask you to do that” while you’re addressing their lack of appreciation for things.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

To be loved to a point of invention

[Kirinyet Brian @kirinyetbrian]

So it's not an end-to-end encryption? 😂😭

[Ajape Foworanse @UncleZubs]

I hope to God that that is cocaine and not sugar

[Libra Queen 👑👸 @Dee43978934]

2nd wife skills

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Black women >>>>>>>

[leȯ @soleoado]

Think about it

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

she ate this shit up and I wasn't expecting it, which made it THAT much better

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Not just one of the best scenes in Black TV History, but American Television history.

Thanks for the memories Malcolm Jamal-Warner.

This is how I’ll remember you. 🤩

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

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