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He/Him

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Booty (Vice Remix)Jennifer Lopez feat. Iggy Azalea

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@Debbie08185760 @LucasCGama Alright Debbie, we know you care. We see you lurking around.

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I say this periodically.

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

i know we do this around here every few months but please reply or qt this with your favorite 30 rock bit, i need to be in 30 rock land for a while

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Love this…Julia Louis-Dreyfus got some Veep writers together to come up with a roast of Stephen Colbert before "The Late Show" ends and read it to him last night as Selina Meyer

"Don’t be too hard on yourself, you’re as relevant as the Bill of Rights"

[Elizabeth Booker Houston @booker_squared]

This MAGA troll got out-trolled at the protest on White House Correspondents' Dinner day.

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Wgft

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@v2uqex everybody’s *

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@marcusgotgoodik @fkmarcuss 😳😖

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@v2uqex 😈

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@v2uqex Could never be you

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POV: You told Tyra your mother was killed in the nightclub as a dancer. #ANTM

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

kristen wiig and rose byrne saying the engagement party toast battle in bridesmaids was improvised in just 2 long takes.. oh their comedic genius

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Rose Byrne names ‘SPY’ as the hidden gem in her filmography:

"It’s so funny. Melissa is so funny. Jason is so funny. It’s a joy."

(Via magicfm)

[໊ @wandasattorney]

https://t.co/2mbeGTV69V

[REP TV @Trep1989tv]

I'M REAL WITHOUT ASSHANTI BG VOCALS!
WAITTTT-
BUT I-
user @-iamajoblessbrokeasshater told me Ashanti was singing the whole song??? What happened???

[BlankExpression @BlankExpressio1]

Bad Bunny is such a pedo!!

Actual lyrics from a song of his...

"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see, some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)..."

Oops. Typo. Those are actually Kid Rock's lyrics. Fucking pedo lovers.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Please stop calling people sensitive as an insult just because you don't have the emotional intelligence to understand things on a deeper level. This world needs sensitive people, empathy is a good trait to have.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

A Gen Z joined the team.

Week one.

During onboarding, the manager said,
“We sometimes stay late during peak periods.”

Gen Z nodded.

Then asked,
“Is that paid… or just expected?”

The room went quiet.

- No attitude.
- No rebellion.
- Just a question.

Later that day, HR mentioned “growth opportunities.”

Gen Z replied,
“Does growth include raises, or just more responsibility?”

Again, silence.
- No laziness.
- No entitlement.
- Just clarity.

That’s when the team realized something.

When people say
“Gen Z is lazy,”
what they really mean is:

Gen Z watched old generation
- skip meals,
- miss birthdays,
- work weekends,
- and burn out

only to be told
“budgets are tight”
and “be grateful you have a job.”

So Gen Z chose differently.

- They don’t romanticize overwork.
- They don’t confuse suffering with ambition.
- They don’t trade health for praise.

They still work hard.
They just refuse to work for nothing.

It’s not laziness.
It’s pattern recognition.

And honestly,
after everything old generation went through…

Can you really blame them?

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Must be love on the brain