Johnny Powerfade

WoCo alum. Trying to get good at computers

[Johnny Powerfade @vviDENHOUSE]

let's turn this widenhouse into a widenhome

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

my buddies wife having her baby today and i nearly shattered my phone screen from typing “welcome back mr. cheney” in the group chat

[jay @denvermayor]

me when i'm about to order 4/5 spice level at the thai restaurant

[sophie @netcapgirl]

when your ai girlfriend was on aws us east 1

[Jasmine @thatgirlJG_]

I want the world to go back to normal

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[skylar ☁︎ @skymoding]

travis kelce nodding along as taylor reads lyrics to him, trying desperately to remember if “mahogany” is the one where you only date one person at a time or the one where you don’t respect women

[zade @tyl0saur]

every year a taylor swift album comes out and she goes roses are red grass is green i love travis and my haters are mean and her fans go Omgggggg the lyricism

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

insane family. Sticker on the trackpad.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

walking around with a woman who’s hotter than u rules. everyone looks at u like ur a dog dragging a giant tree branch. like aww he’s having fun. but he definitely can’t take that home

[ms wiener mcgee @fartbuttsex30]

stop eating steaks with fakes and start eating macaroni with the one and only

[danny 🦦 @dannylp0305]

Trump when he has to kill Charlie Kirk to stop people talking about Epstein

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

There are some names that are perfect. They hum with a resonance that connects us to divine truths and heavenly energies. “Regis Philbin” for example

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

the lion doesn't concern himself with credit card debt

[scrypt @scryptingg]

the most cracked mf you know writes code to white girl music

[shirt @waivemyfee]

“can you mix benadryl and alcohol” can you read a novel by the fire? can you stroll down the beach at sunset? come on

[harlan @morepain4harlan]

how it feels to say "some would argue" when i'm the some who would argue

[alli @sonofalli]

hey dude we’re thinking from first principles later if you wanna pull up