Jonathan Thomas

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

@TheTXI More like he took a gummie before the match..

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

@TheTXI Apparently, the people who are complaining have never been on a farm before. Come harvest time they're kids his age helping drive 18 wheelers storing grain.

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

@TheTXI Get that kid a CDL, his good to go..

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Great example: This ridiculous sketch Reddick appeared in for CollegeHumor. Lance brought a NEXT LEVEL committed performance to Pat Cassels' silly-ass script. No way the line "IHOPs in disguise-HOPS" would have been half as funny read by any other actor. https://t.co/5fJNOmT6v8

[Jax Sheriff's Office @JSOPIO]

***UPDATE***
#JSO is pleased to announce Logan Holcomb has been located safe. Thank you to all who assisted by sharing the information with our community.

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

@JSOPIO Yet when someone reports it, you don't even come...what's the point of having a sub station in your Neighborhood...

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

https://t.co/kP896cLPTd

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

@TheTXI UNC out too Geez..

[Todd Ruger @ToddRuger]

Now: Supreme Court denies Texas leave to file a lawsuit there to challenge the elections in four states that were key to Biden's win. Dismisses Trump's filings as moot.

[Frank Amari @FrankAmari2]

@realDonaldTrump THIS, as the President says, "says it all":

2-minutes of pure gold from Sacha Baron Cohen:

“Voltaire was right, “Those who can make you believe absurdities — can make you commit atrocities.”

[Jonathan Thomas @vylanjt]

@_RebeccaParham paperweight....

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

This is how you change parking spaces in Earth orbit.

[ARCHIVED: NASA Commercial Crew @Commercial_Crew]

On April 3, @NASA and @SpaceX conducted an emergency egress exercise at Launch Complex 39A at @NASAKennedy.

This demonstration was completed to ensure the crew & support teams can quickly evacuate from the launch pad in the unlikely event of an emergency: https://t.co/5xYN51WHGp

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

I wanted to be a winner so I geared up and went to Pawnee to vote
#VoteWarren

[Joe Kepner @JoeKepner]

A stretcher is next to Newman’s car. Crews are using black screens to keep fans from seeing. And media has just been told to leave the pits. #DAYTONA500

[Brendan Walker @BWalkerNFL]

RIP to Kobe and Gianna. What was once a meme is now a loving memory of a father and daughter. https://t.co/gakXCH6AL4

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

can somebody please confirm that this is actually happening and that I'm not just making this up

[Roxy_RemiTv📺 @Roxy_RemiTv]

In case y’all missed us on the field, this is us!! the best family of 3 senior night 💚 Jerseys and Flowers 💐 💚💚 #GoGreen

[Shelia-Marie @SheliaMarieee]

Count on the @Jaguars to ruin a holiday weekend!