booty-rockin cowgirl

cold /// intolerant left /// agender + pronoun indifferent

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

january 2, 2021: dumping the weed from my grinder onto my hardback copy of twilight breaking dawn in order to pack my bowl for the night

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

hm . been thinking about deleting the twitter app for a hot minute for the benefit of my mental health and now seems like as good a time as any ! love y’all and i’ll be back when i’m more stable lol

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

eugenics is bad don’t get me wrong but maybe the fact that weather patterns determine whether or not i wanna off myself means i shouldn’t procreate

[Space Grace, temporal anomaly 🕰️🌌🇵🇸 @dreamsofskies]

"You wouldn't need ADHD meds if we weren't living in a capitalist hellscape."

What if I told you that I also have trouble initiating things that I LIKE to do?

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

@_powerclashing big autistic energy

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

sitting alone in the restaurant where my partner works getting doted on while drinking a cocktail eating tres leches cake and grading french compositions. i am a god

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

sitting alone at a bar listening to jazz drinking a beer and grading french oral exams. this is not good for my superiority complex

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I can count on one hand how many times I’ve had sex… But the funny thing about my hand is that it has four thousand fingers

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

@madisonwillis

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

making it my life’s mission to follow on twitter and/or insta every person who graduated from stillwater high school and is queer now

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

teaching is so emotionally exhausting but the thing that gets me through it is not when i hear how i’ve impacted students lives— no. the thing that makes it worth it is hearing a room full of people laugh at my jokes. should i get into standup y/n comment down below

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

if you’re cold, they’re cold …… bring them inside

[Domenico @AvatarDomy2]

The manul (or Pallas' Cat) step on their tails to conserve warmth in freezing temperatures

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

now that i have cats i can empathize more with people that have a lot of kids. yeah they’re expensive. yeah they’re gross and stinky. yeah they both keep me up at night And wake me up in the morning. but also i love them and i want 40 more of them

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

asking for a friend but …… are jules rue and elliot looking for a fourth

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

like …… just say ur transphobic and move on lmao

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

as someone who teaches foreign language grammar ,, people who make fun of or fight against “pronouns” as a concept are so fuckin funny to me. there are 12 different types of pronouns in the english language…… i better not hear u use the words “i” “what” or “that” ever again

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

“what are my pronouns??? i don’t use any lol that’s stupid” congrats. u just used five different types of pronouns. would u like a grammar lesson

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

do you think i’m frightening…… organ chords and lightning…… if i show my fangs will you tell me that they’re cool …… mirrors shatter when i’m passing …… broken glass and crashing …… little blurry stars scattered all across my room ……

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

the two genders

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

teaching be like: one student offers to bring me coffee when she’s late to class bc of work. another student tells me i’m disrespectful for calling them out for not bringing a mask to class. it is a monday and i am already so tired

[booty-rockin cowgirl @vyvansevampire]

sorry to be a normie on main but honestly …… watching sports (excluding football) in person is so fun