Nya home😎

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Government Proposes 5% tax on Wigs, false beards, eyebrows, eyelashes and artificial nails

[Nya home😎 @vyvyacks]

@AokoOtieno_ Mayie, see a pot calling a kettle black.

[Nya home😎 @vyvyacks]

@ntvkenya Oooh Lord

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Missing Kitengela quartet: One body found in Murang'a

[Nya home😎 @vyvyacks]

The bodies of the MISSING KITENGELA quartet are being found one after another.

It is sad that someone's dad, brother, son, grandson or relation has been murdered as such.

We have courts and prisons, if they no longer work, let's just close them all!

🤬

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Missing Kitengela quartet: One body found in Murang'a

Police said the body was spotted by sand harvesters near Mukungai River along the Murang'a-Iyego-Kangema road on April 20. https://t.co/HxBGUNS354

[Daily Nation @NationAfrica]

Missing Kitengela quartet: One body found in Murang'a

Obuong and his friends Jack Anyango, Benjamin Imbai and Brian Oduor vanished into thin air after a lunch of nyama choma and drinks.

https://t.co/HxBGUNS354

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

I've just discovered that Despot Uhuru Kenyatta is so desperate that he has blocked me from sending money to anyone including my relatives, friends or caretakers in Kenya using @MoneyGram. Error message "temg (318)" pops up against everyone I try to send money to. #UhuruMustGo

[Nya home😎 @vyvyacks]

@MigunaMiguna @MoneyGram Mos wuod dala

[Andrew Simiyu @DruSimiyu]

I wondered why this man playing Jesus was wearing a Jubilee T-shirt, then it hit me... Jesus will come like a thief 😂😂

[🏆 @gitweeta]

Yesterday morning someone shouted 'Wamlambez!' on one side of Biashara St. then from the other side another shouted back 'Wamnyonyez!'. It was beautiful. We have reached peak national cohesion.

[Ninjaaaa with 4As @SecretNinjaaaa]

Benefits of serving Green Tea to guests :

1. You look rich
2. You save on milk
3. They won't ask for more
4. They won't come again.

[Nya home😎 @vyvyacks]

@AIRTEL_KE Jay hebu nisaidie namba tako nikubeep

[Zue Miriam @ZueMiriam]

#FindATTY @bonifacemwangi @SteveMbogoFDN @JacksonNjeru254

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

These are real Patriots! Speaking truth to power. You can't compare this with cock-sucking, Kameme FM-indoctrinated Kikuyu's who view a corrupt dictator as their messiah. #UhuruHeckledInLondon

[KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H @kipmurkomen]

Chebukati, Molu & Guliye MUST resign from IEBC within the next 7 days or we form a Tribunal to investigate them.