woodmouse

Everything I post is satire

[woodmouse @w00dm0use]

#idwatch

[sapphics like: @sapphicslike]

chloe grace moretz & her wife kate harrison moretz

[woodmouse @w00dm0use]

Much better tbh

[kiwi @Keiweei]

how much money do I need to achieve this

[woodmouse @w00dm0use]

@rvgsdelight The author acknowledging an entrenched patriarchy and oppression doesn’t need to lead to a moral lesson and does not mean your female protagonist will succeed or is worthy of succeeding. Writing isn’t exactly amazing on the show but it’s above undergrad tier activismslop

[The Late Knight Show @Knightly_Hist]

This is very much low fantasy btw

[Kane 謝凱堯 @kane]

Join the 2026 Democratic Party! We have:

Rape Nazi

Dubai Landlord

The Incest Guy

Lady Who Resents Her Own Son For Being Biracial

[The Unahugger @ned_flaczynski]

The phone should be pressing on the towel, deforming it slightly. GTA 6 looks to be the worst video game of all time.

[JT @jiratickets]

zoomers watching their boomer coworker use his brain to formulate an original thought from scratch during a claude outage

[Devon Eriksen @Devon_Eriksen_]

The moon could crash into the Earth and liberals wouldn't notice until someone wrote about it in "The New Yorker" or "The Atlantic Monthly".

[Wizard @W_z_rd_]

Imagine if he actually believed instead of doubted last moment

[𝔤𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔪 @egoprry]

some paintings

[woodmouse @w00dm0use]

People naturally strive fanatically for individuation, self expression, mastery, liberation, and to chance to distinguish themselves. Anyone I’ve ever met who was in a communal living situation only did so out of desperation or obligation and wanted to get out of it ASAP.

[Seva @SevaUT]

I’ve basically come around to the idea that liberalism is deeply unnatural to human psychology, which evolved in the context of communal living. It's the "delicate fruit of a mature civilization" as Acton put it, and takes constant effort to preserve

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Chinese PHD student asks Nolan if he Christiniazed The Odyssey’s Greek morals and why he changed Oddyseus emotional journey while Jimmy Fallon does Cyclops Beer Pong with The Oddsey cast

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨❤️ BREAKING —

Adam Friedland and Grimes Are Rumored to be in a "Situationship".

[Michael Orthodox Rabbi 🇮🇱 @DavidJonesNFL]

Canada is so brown coded now that they’re using soccer for this hypothetical instead of hockey

[Maia @maiamindel]

george rr martin doesn't understand his own lore. robert's rebellion wasn't caused by kidnapping lyanna stark, it was caused by long-run structural factors like a shift of the productive core from the crownlands to the reach, and clashes between merchants and landowners

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

Hilarious combination of colonial impacts here.

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

“The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him for socio-economic reasons”

“That’s why no-one will trade with you along the Hellespont strait and Black Sea routes or related Bronze Age metal-exchange networks in coastal Luwian Western Anatolia, Alashiya and Canaan”

[a ball knower among ball knowers @juegosnoguey]

When the roman legions started doing this instead of getting drenched in bulls blood for Mars they immediately started losing every single battle to dudes names Gunther

[Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187 @ScottMGreer]

Women realize they're all dating the same GOOD MAN