mackenzie

black lives matter. she/her ♒︎ ☺︎

[Associate Prof @AsstProfLife]

The "masks are child abuse" and "the child must birth a baby" venn diagram is a circle

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

5 justices confirmed by a POTUS who lost the popular vote.
4 lied under oath.
2 credibly accused of sexual assault.
1’s seat literally stolen.
1’s spouse implicated in a coup attempt.

It is not enough to tell people to vote. We need a comprehensive plan to fix this court.

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Guaranteed paid leave for new dads around the world:
🇯🇵: 30 weeks
🇰🇷: 15 weeks
🇸🇪: 11 weeks
🇮🇸: 9 weeks
🇨🇦: 5-8 weeks
🇺🇸: ZERO weeks

That is an international embarrassment. Let's guarantee paid leave for all new dads in this country.

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

imagine tv but instead of playing it to the whole room you have to wear headphones so i don’t have to hear it

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

sometimes my cat just starts screaming and then i say “stop” and then he stops

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

striped shirts have the lgbt+ community in an absolute chokehold

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

fingers crossed

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If I die under mysterious circumstances, it’s been nice knowin ya

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

when i turned on the grammys i admittedly did not expect to be crying to billie eilish’s performance of happier than ever yet again but here we are

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

the feminine urge to adopt more cats and keep naming them after fruits

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

in this life ur either a lime girl or a lemon girl and i will not elaborate

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

u really done realize how bad u look til you hop on a zoom meeting

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

y’all ever so hungry you watch the pizza cook in the oven?

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

the real pandemic is golden doodles

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

going to therapy ❌ venting to your closest coworkers✅

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

thinking bout yesterday when my boyfriend said “are people done wearing masks” and i just said “we aren’t”

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

ok but do y’all think fez is ok

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

do y’all still be eating cereal as adults

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

i’ll have to admit i thought that by 23 i would know what time zone i live in

[mackenzie @w0witsmack]

life is just a constant cycle of buying and eating rice and soy sauce