James wilson

i am james the real one, satirist and general purveyor of amusing quotes

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@bluebellchoppy 1.1 million actually 👍

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@jameelajamil

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@hattiepearson Sounding rough this morning felt bad for ya 😢 hope your voice gets better soon matey 🙌🙌🙌

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@ParcelCompare Sent a return back as item was no longer required which arrived damaged, paid enhanced cover and yet you still refuse to accept my claim? Can I ask what I paid enhanced cover for? Avoid using this service if you want to be treated with any respect.

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@Jocelyn_Mettler Cats always lighten the mood right 😊😊

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@liamgallagher Get down to Iceland, NOW

[KimPossible @Clijsters]

@RealScottMaslen if you could retweet this I'm sure this brave lady would be eternally grateful. Thanks. 🤞🤞🤞

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@kaniehtiio Wow that escalated quickly, fuck him 👍

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras Pretty sure you always do mate 😘

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@tesskielhamer Knuckles 😍😍

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras I would but I'm too far 😢😢

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras What you getting now?

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@IssyPanayis Also add pop tarts to that list 👍

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras Get em on your back problem solved👍👍

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras Try ginger? 😂

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

20 years ago today, Steve introduced the world to iMac. It set Apple on a new course and forever changed the way people look at computers.

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

Happy Star Trek day #starwars #startrek #clingon #May4th

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras Probably best not to order kfc tonight then 🙈

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras Fill us in how it goes 👍🙈

[James wilson @w1lsonimsorry]

@anesidoras It's not something I've ever suffered from 😂