Lady GrinchLord

21, Gravity Falls enthusiast and professional lover of women 💕💕 I LOVE HORSES THEYRE SO AWESOME🐴🐎🏇🫏

[Lady GrinchLord @w33ping_willows]

Sheogorath is a milf

[erin🌾 @erinhorizons]

I won

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

When the customer starts referring to you by your name and you gotta confront the fact that you’re a person instead of just being a thoughtless automaton for your entire shift

[max nation supreme leader @mlmferdinand]

told my boyfriend that when i was An Autistic Child i really liked making lists and he said "i know. yesterday you showed me a list of people you want to go to the club with on saturday and it was literally just your friends"

[Myles Daley @MylesDaley]

I had two wonderful grandmas. But one was there and helped out and just was around all the time. The other was a destination grandma that we had to go visit. Guess which one I was closer to when all was said and done

[ִֶָ @iheartnayeon]

how it feels to shape your eyebrows the night before an important event

[farum azula beastman @tarnishdjoestar]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[natasha the brat 🕷️ @3headedvixen]

I’m really talkin to the people who have been queer their entire life. ESPECIALLY if you’re in the south.

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

Games that have achievements called “Pest Control” after killing a certain number of enemies

[Bronx Zoo @BronxZoo]

We are very excited to announce the recent birth of a Przewalski’s horse foal! Also known as Mongolian wild horses, this species was once extinct in the wild, but populations from several sources, including zoo-bred animals, were reintroduced in China in 1989 & Mongolia in 1992.

[공백 @0100_Penthouse]

민트 존나무서움 어제 수확한 민트 손질하기 귀찮아서 물에 넣었다가 다음날 와보니 이새끼들이 알아들었긔 이제부턴 물에서 살겠긔 ㅇㅈㄹ로 고개 쳐들고 있어서 소리지름

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How I feel when I put my playlist on shuffle and the exact song I was thinking of starts playing

[dia @veilsguard]

was reading a bit about wildlife in cyberpunk and seeing this legit made me cry. We Miss Them. whatever

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Golden Tempo, draped in Roses.

[Claiborne Farm @claibornefarm]

She raised a Kentucky Derby winner. Well done, Carrumba ❤️🖤💚

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

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