Will Burns

*banjo music*

[Will Burns @w57burns]

heydudes cigarettes and pub subs

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@AB84 NKO. 3pm. Be there

[Will Burns @w57burns]

Remember if your flight ever gets canceled, most (if not all by now) airlines have a hanger full of backup planes “just in case.” To access them, you simply have to bitch at low-level employees of the airline.

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@StraightTalkSp1 Low IQ take. UGA fans have zero problem with him considering he was forced out by the coaches, second this is his hometown and he would thrive in the environment

[Will Burns @w57burns]

Kinda bullshit that The Nutcracker can be on the ballet but Trump can’t tbh

[Harry Miller @h_miller76]

This is “The Thoughts Behind the Unthinkable,” a talk I gave about my mental health experience.

If you or somebody you know needs help, call 988.

Warning: this video discusses suicide, but also joy.

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@PatMcAfeeShow I don’t know if you remember me but I’m the dude with the horns down tat at bama. If we get a Bama Texas natty rematch I would love to see you again. #LANK

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Send this lady to jail https://t.co/VhBKJfvbT3

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@SethMacFarlane can we get a Ted Christmas movie? I’m not an actor but I’ll play the fat guy

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Every parent should watch this

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@zachlanebryan so this was pretty sick

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@zachlanebryan I love you and all but the whole “fair ticket” system just isn’t fair. I’ve been at the checkout over 10 times this week and haven’t been successful. Some of us are more than willing to pay top dollar to see you live.

[Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit]

Ive decided to get vaccinated . I'm sick of putting everyone around me I love in danger

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@mediumtony_ Highly do not recommend, Joe Dirt just laughed at me

[Moose @bravesmoose]

If we’da had a couple real Americans at the corners we’d be eating apple pie and singing God Bless America rn

[Will Burns @w57burns]

@Apple it would bet pretty sweet if at least one of the 5 alarms that I set on an iPhone actually went off at the time they were set to, or at least close to it instead of not going off at all

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

nah, don’t even give em jail time, make him fight Jon Jones in the octagon for like 15 mins … let’s see how tough he is then

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Never forget that if it weren’t for that helmet, A.J. Green would have beaten the shit out of Jalen Ramsey.