> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies
tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media
@Mintaka__ Here in the states we sign the number up to be called by all sorts of religious institutions, Scientology is a particularly hard one to shake off.
New Zealand police have charged a 40-year-old woman with filing a false testimony and cleared Cape Verde captain Ryan Mendes following an allegation of rape. The investigation lasted over six months and throughout the World Cup. Full story @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/jmbZWMaZwl