ari 🪲

life imitates art

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Remote workers getting ready for their one day in the office

[River @subhashaam_]

not now babe i am v busy contributing nothing in these back to back nonsense meetings

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

The world is my oyster baby come touch the pearl

[🎃Case🎃 @Cactuscali19912]

if you ever worked a full time job you know the retirement age should be 35.

[mau @rllydu]

explain it to me like i’m 30

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

people shocked at this news don’t know the ancient texts…

[Paul Reynolds @PaulReynoldsSD]

@PopCrave The incredibly great Black Bear (Lawrence Michael Levine, 2020) just became even that much more fascinating.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

me , everyday , in corporate America

[tajín sprinkler @armaanification]

if you are anywhere in the bay area and you meet someone and you’re like god this person is really fucking annoying. the chances are that person went to uc berkeley.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

me at 29 years old wondering what job will i do when i grow up

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

This is how it feels to write literally anything ever

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

stray wondering:

how much of "i don't want to bring children into this crapsack world" is actually "i don't believe i could provide a life for my children befitting the social class with which i identify"

[JT @jiratickets]

Life when you’re earning six figures with a 9-5 remote job others would kill for

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

babe you’re employable to me

[ٍ @manic_posting]

when your boss starts getting mean and the job starts to feel like an actual job

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

remembered the only way out is through