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wish death upon those who love you most

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@SlackHQ thank you :)

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@SlackHQ every time i connect my bot to rtm api it receives all messages sent since ~9am est this morning. related to your issues today?

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@jpshank shits sick don't worry fellow non tweeter

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@kayteego i admire your hypothetical restraint

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@sexyfacts4u @somethingawful can't read your hilarious front page article with all the ios free app redirects

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@AlmightyBoob fuck you buddy. pay your taxes

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@candfood hello

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@sharknado hi

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

New Wave Of Hypnotic Death Metal

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teach me the twerk secret. the club waits...

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@killahwatts always good twites m8

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pamper my ass. cover it in mud and place a cucumber slice on each cheek.

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call me dildomancer drew. #dildomageguild #dildoboytoy

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@killahwatts 36 chambers

[Big-Tity Honker's @BikiniBabeLover]

rt if you hate a harmless thing because people who reside in one irony level below you enjoy it

[wint @dril]

*circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*

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gunk bro krew 4 lyfe

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weiner garden

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sailing is a high level white person activity. increase your white person levels exponentially by hanging out on boats with sails.

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@kayteego @killahwatts I can't believe how wrong this tweet is. it's makeing me physically angrey