Blake A. Johnson

"Residential Nerd" for Bar Trivia Team | Trivia Question: Which D.C. Metro stop is so deep, it has the longest escalator in the Western Hemisphere? |

[Blake A. Johnson @wacoblake]

Lately, I’ve gotten into the habit of muttering “same” everytime I pass a screaming/crying child.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet.

This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

One Monday After Another

[Gene Park @GenePark]

Expedition 33 director Broche clarifies the story is NOT about grief. Im so glad he says this because we also talked about it in my interview. Grief is part of the text, but it is not the heart of the story.

The two graphs from my piece should help illuminate the debate.

[Khoi Dao @khoidaooo]

if you’re a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

[NASA @NASA]

"Look at the stars..." ✨

Today, we look up at the stars and remember the great James Earl Jones. As Mufasa, he reminded us that those stars will always be there to guide us.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

went for a walk, Very pleasant evening. the squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. that stung a little. I will remember their faces

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

This 600-year-old painting is one of the most mysterious in history.

That mirror at the back is just 3 inches wide — yet it reflects the entire room in immense detail.

Look closer at it and you'll realize nothing is as it seems… (thread) 🧵

[Blake A. Johnson @wacoblake]

Not everyday you realize your twitter has been hacked, your name changed to "NFT Guru," your picture becomes Belle and the Beast (for some reason), and your bio is written in Mandarin (which, when translated, actually was a beautiful quote).

[Grant Stoner @Super_Crip1994]

It's me again! Thank you for your continuous support with Access Designed!

[Gene Park @GenePark]

my local walmart is closing. no wonder when i went to find metroid prime there, they just had ZERO games.

and yeah i don’t buy that they’re closing for financial reasons. that particular walmart is the most consistently packed place in DC for years

[Ashley Miller @am_reports]

On this day in 1992: George Bush Sr sends out an all staff memo about his very very very very fat dog.

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

So when Jalen Ramsey takes his helmet off on the field after a big stop it’s NOT a penalty but when DJ Moore does it after a TD it IS a penalty. Got it.

[Zach Covey @ZachCoveyTV]

Absolutely jaw dropping footage continues to come out of Fort Myers Beach, Florida. #Ian

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Flag football to the rescue.

[Blake A. Johnson @wacoblake]

Meanwhile, @NickChubb21 - you keep doing what you're doing man! Putting in the hardwork before the game and showing grit on Sunday. Fantasy owners are cheering right now - and we know more cheers are still to come!

[7⃣ Leonard Fournette @_fournette]

To my fantasy owners I’m sorry Touchdowns coming soon!!!!!!!

[Jeff Bell @4WhomJBellTolls]

I’m sure Christian McCaffrey getting added to the injury report will be handled in a rational matter by the fantasy football community.

[AFP News Agency @AFP]

#UPDATE Ukraine's #Severodonetsk was "fully occupied" by the Russian army, its mayor said on Saturday, after weeks of fighting over the key eastern city

[Blake A. Johnson @wacoblake]

@JohnnyGWeir @peacockTV @Eurovision Bananas!! Also, loved the message of Germany's act.