jade west

no loitering

[jade west @wad3jest]

40k retweets and I’ll drop out of school to pursue my twitter and photoshop career

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[jade west @wad3jest]

I like this new take on Batman, where he doesn’t solve one riddle and it only takes him 5 hours to kill every person in the city

[Sam @somesamstuff]

@bewgtweets Every time I remember this tweet I dissolve into uncontrollable laughter. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

[jade west @wad3jest]

Hey can I call you back I’m crying to cats in the cradle rn

[jade west @wad3jest]

The Subaru at the end getting a wanted star for the cop hitting him in an unrelated chase 😔🙏🏽🛐

[Kyante Wilson 🦍 @kyantewilson_]

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN?????

[richard @RichardSmiiith]

it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

[Phx @PhoenixDMalone]

Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel

[jade west @wad3jest]

Makeup wipes are a scam, imma cry it off

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice

[jade west @wad3jest]

My biggest flex is that I didn’t get pink eye in middle school

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

gonna be a lot of babies born 9 months from now

[The dumb ignorabt shit head @UrplePingOh]

[carefully puts turds in pocket]

[jade west @wad3jest]

New single ‘twitching’ out sept. 28th :D listen to it and I’ll love you forever.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

floor it.