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radical transparency activist - 24

[trace @waddleydee]

i will be calling everyone ‘old sport’ for the next ten years. at 12:00 AM on january 1 of 2030 i will transition to blaming all of my problems on herbert hoover

[trace @waddleydee]

Supporting small queer-owned businesses is all fun and games until they run into a common professional issue and post an 11 part insta story during their ensuing panic attack

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

[trace @waddleydee]

Listening to the first half of the album and going “oh girl that’s not healthy” and then her bringing it home in last few songs by being like AND THAT WASNT HEALTHY AND FUCK THAT GUY!!!!

[dazzling @UtterlyVapid]

Good for Olivia Rodrigo. That was a fantastic album. I might k*ll myself.

[ZedsamcatThe2nd @AltSamCat]

Sharia Mayor speaks perfect LGBTQ by not ironing the pride flag, shocks LGBTQ constituents

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[trace @waddleydee]

@sam_d_1995 @dahvnyc [born and raised New Yorker who went to college upstate voice] actually this is really true

[trace @waddleydee]

If ur moving somewhere at least learn a bit about its history before making unintentionally racist memes about it pls. Thnx

[trace @waddleydee]

This is a really bad tweet to make considering the history of Ridgewood’s zip code

[trace @waddleydee]

For those unaware (transplants), Ridgewood/Glendale & Bushwick used to share a zip code— after the 1977 blackout, the majority white residents of Ridgewood/Glendale successfully petitioned the USPS for a different zip code to differentiate themselves from the “violent” Bushwick

[trace @waddleydee]

@PanasonicDX4500 I actually disagree bc a Yankees world series parade in the fall would be much straighter

[trace @waddleydee]

@mewtopia Yaaaaaay let’s all be friends forever. I’ve lived here for 24 years and still love making friends

[trace @waddleydee]

And i’ve been saying this

[Air @ayoair]

NEW YORK FUCKING CITY!!!!!!!!! MAMDANI!!!!! BAGELS!!!!! BACON EGG N CHEESE!!!! BROOKLYN!!!!! THE BRONX!!!!! HARLEM!!!!!!! QUEENS!!!!!! BIGGIE!!!! TIMBS!!!! HALAL CART. BODEGA CATS. JAYWALKING. PIZZA!!!!! FUCK ERIC ADAMS!!!! WE ARE THE GREATEST CITY IN AMERICA!!!!!!

[trace @waddleydee]

I saw a guy hop the turnstile today. Which was cool but he was leaving the station. So

[Tom @tompwillis]

See that’s a batter looking at a baseball coming towards them. If you know the game the logo makes perfect sense.

[trace @waddleydee]

@ManzanaJuiice My sister moved to Harlem 1 year ago and she has indeed been at Atlas since. The odds are low but we all end up at that TJ Maxx one way or another

[trace @waddleydee]

Europeans loooove comparing their countries to random ass states like Queens alone doesn’t stretch from Denmark to Italy 🙄

[Vienna Starlight Boom @emoviolence3]

...you might wanna sit down for this one lol

[trace @waddleydee]

Do you think i have a shot at getting on Subway Takes if I just repeatedly take the F between 71st and 179th