Kayla Schimke

• Bioinformatics PhD • Lover of Penguins • Fluent in Sarcasm •

[Kayla Schimke @waddlingmind]

Newly Minted Husband: *throws his socks at me* These are outdated!

The socks: Pretty Decent Boyfriend

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SO: She looked like Doja Cat and it distracted me from the rest of the trailer.

Me: What was it about?

SO: B-bo-boooo Bob Feet

Me: ...Boba Fett

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SO making gnocchi from scratch.

Friend: It looks like Play-Doh.
SO: Doesn't taste as good.

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I found myself amazed at how the trees are slowly changing colors for the fall.

In Animal Crossing. I live in California. We don't get fall.
#ACNH

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@tc2oh

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Me at 7:30 PM (ish): *trying to find something to watch on Netflix* *sees 3 hour long movie* Not sure I want to commit to something that long this late.

Also me: *watches an 8 episode series start to finish*

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I'm a whole quarter of a century old now.

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Back in March, I finally made my first big purchase on my own as an adult by getting a #NintendoSwitch. The only game I own is #AnimalCrossing. I've influenced three others to buy Switches solely by bringing mine with me on visits.

This is exactly how my entire family got DS's

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I'm leaning on my window sill marveling at the amount of water falling from the sky, when I see a bird kind of flutter by and out loud I scolded it like "what are you doing!?"

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I dislike the smell of honey. You can really tell that it's bee vomit.

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I also noticed that while the soul took on certain characteristics to be identifiable as each person, the eyes remained the same.

Eyes are the window to the soul.

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Okay but did you notice that instead of "Production Babies", in the credits of @PixarSoul it says "Recent You Seminar Graduates"?

#Iseewhatyadidthere

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I was on a video call with my mom and told her Amazon Echo goodnight so it would turn off all her lights and make her go to sleep like she wanted.

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Thinking about how I went to Halloween Horror Nights @UniStudios in 2015 and they were confiscating hand sanitizer at security. Were they stocking up for 2020?

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Mom: Oh that birdie is taking a bath.
Me: Well don't look at em!

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At some point today I woke up to an earthquake and to a dog's nose in my face. I don't remember which happened first.

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Saw this little dude pulling up to the fire, look at him go.

[#LAFD Talk 💬 @LAFDtalk]

Your #LAFD achieved knockdown of Major Emergency fire in Chatsworth. The building is not safe for firefighters to enter but the RS3 robotic firefighting vehicle was built for just this type of scenario 📷:LAFD|David Ortiz

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My forest service friend inspired me to make a meme.

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Someone just blew my mind by asking what kind of pizza Pizza @Pringles taste like and I'm thoroughly stumped.

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My #AmazonEcho thought I was talking to it while I was hosting a #Zoom meeting and started loudly playing "If You're Happy and You Know it". #thanksAlexa