Wade Dye

I can answer just about any question. Sometimes I am even right.

[Travis Allen @TravisAllen02]

Everyone getting arrested and losing their job for storming the Capitol building are realizing why their grandparents wore hoods.

[Wade Dye @wade_dye]

Happy New Year, @PFTompkins

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@JustinMcElroy "Ruff Riders" - Just letting you know I heard you and applaud you.

[Wade Dye @wade_dye]

@tanner4105 Enjoyed it when it came out, enjoyed it again when I went back to listen (specifically looking for the remix opening)again this morning. Well done, @tanner4105

[Wade Dye @wade_dye]

"Bust A Move" is thirty years old, which means that thirty years ago, I was awkwardly hanging around the perimeter of an 8th grade dance, wishing I could bust a move.

[Wade Dye @wade_dye]

@yeoldwalrus How'd you know?

[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"Babe came out of the woods in Toyland to deliver letters, mail and babies to anyone who had rabies. And a basket full of kryptonite was the Spin Doctors first song in the Bible era but got retooled and retweaked until today."

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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

And Bible the Jesus said "Scripture for all and charge them only $2.99 per letter and every fifth god was free!"

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"Bilbo walked down to the headless cartridge vendor where he showed himself four forms of identification including a passport, a driver’s license, a social security card and his grocery store discount scanner."

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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"And Lott and his wife had an anchor baby named Salt Lick and just said "Why not cut out the middle man and turn the baby to salt because Mommy’s gonna do some bad things and what do you mean Mom? Well, I’m just gonna look.""
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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"Luther the shopkeeper had closed up early so that he could go home to have a loose meat sandwich on his wife and a tight beet hamwich with his life. No one ever saw him go home so he had an airtight alibi for the garbage he was about to do to himself."

[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"And Gullet the Alligator Boy decided skin problems weren't the worst of his worries for he had tooth pockets to differentiate himself from a crocodile."
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"Biblehead came down from the Cave of Wonders where Aladdin and Jasmine had really been making a little one and all of their curlycue'd shoes were in the yard sale basket."
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[Mark Anundson @yeoldwalrus]

Here's the thing, message and data rates may NOT apply.

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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"The high priest Nanjo came with his disciple water and spread it upon the men and women of the village who had been sleeping for 14 days because of the fast."
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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"That’s when I could tell you the story of the Seven Wives who each gave birth to seven lives and those lives were three cats. How many were going to St Ives? Die Hard 3."
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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

"And Hezekiah the town Younger invented a typewriter in bible times and suddenly Jesus got the Word out, print-style.
An ad agency was formed: Blizzen, Tazen and Little Tazen, Inc. And they wore rope belts and hemp hats and celebrated with a wine party."
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"And Hope the Leather Hat wore a sex badge so you knew all was cool here."
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"And Beelzebub the Friendly Snub was wearing a Muslim satchel dress and realized that his wife had been a cheat girl and slept with a buzzard named Cred. And they had a divine-born baby named Bibb."
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[Free Throw Scriptures @GospelOfShrimp]

From the Book of Cashews 29:31 “And Bramblehead came thru the wheat path only to find himself in a syrup dance. Gareth the Millionaire shaked hands with everyone he could meet as he was running for public office.
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