Waffles (parody)

I regret everything.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@MoString You’re everything to us, too. You’re whip smart, funny, and kind. You’ve worked so hard to expose monsters, and to educate on law. Nobody could hold it against you if you stepped away and focused on finding your own path to happiness. You deserve happiness and you WILL find it.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@jordanbpeterson @UN Yeah a real man never verifies any info. True alphas believe whatever aligns with their feelings.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@jordanbpeterson @jordanbpeterson is there a single strawman you won't snog?

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@PattisNorm Haha Norm! Love how everything is fair mocking game for you and your friends 🤣 from loud eaters, to grieving parents, like omg 😋 But enough horsin'🐴 around, there's lawsuits to lose! Time to get back in the saddle and focus on the steed at hand 🐎

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@PattisNorm Mocking someone before the grave is even cold? Belittling the mourners? What's next, making up lies about the father never existing and his death being a false flag to discredit gun owners? Hideous indeed. 😥🤢🤮

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@redbikemaster @Shanti88996769 @benyameenp @JohnFetterman School buses are regulated; there's a higher license, stop/pass laws, manufacturing requirements, etc. Yet school buses still crash sometimes. I guess that means we shouldn't bother with all the stop/pass laws or license requirements, right?

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

When I grow up I want to be Boris Karloff.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@NickAdamsinUSA I've met men who were smart, attractive, natural leaders, effortlessly cool, and decidedly masculine. None of those people ever once used the phrase alpha male, and they'd all mock anyone who believed in the concept. Believing in Alpha Males is beta-cuck behavior.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@PattisNorm Totally forgot; I've seen your stand up before and can say with unrelenting certainty that not everyone is a comedian.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@r_anonx I was in an accident im my twenties that left me with a messed up face. I spent five years missing my front teeth as I went through surgeries to fix my jaw. I'm weird, I'm poor, I'm out of shape. I'm open, honest, empathetic, and ridiculously silly. Never had a problem dating.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@PattisNorm Maybe he was just caught off guard by your unique anal beads esque hairdo. Being in the presence of true barberic beauty makes people nervous. 🥰😛

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@tedcruz Help @tedcruz I bought your book but the pages were all made of poop and a big poop lobster came out of it and just shat all over my room and now he wont go away unless I poop into its poop mouth

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@jeffvandermeer I like my chains oblong and rounded out, thank you very much.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@MattWalshBlog I loved the arts and crafts portion of the episode! Those strawmen you both built were super cute! 🥰

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@PattisNorm I second the Holocaust museum suggestion. A few years ago they hosted a speaker who gave a lecture on the dangerous and traumatic impact Holocaust deniers had on the victims, and on the off chance he's come back to town I think you could really learn alot! Have a good visit!

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@calvinrobinson @jordanbpeterson I'd outline the differences between toxic masculinity and positive masculinity, but then I'd be depriving you of the giant strawman Jordan Peterson has spent his career building, and who am I to get in the way of true art?

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@lavern_spicer The patriotic thing to do would be tell them to get off their asses and get a job. Anything more than that is Communism, and if we resort to housing and feeding the homeless while providing them with opportunities, why, we just become what these brave soldiers fought against.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@KlingonDocBrown Yeah I took my depressed pet lobster to see him and Peterson cured that lobster's depression in just three sessions. The only side effect has been my lobster screaming "NOT BEAUTIFUL" at every lady lobster that weighs more than a pound.

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@goodfoodgal As someone who was in a coma, I love seeing Coma Survivors like Jordan Peterson out there, even if his coma was because of a crippling drug addiction and mine was severe physical trauma. #Represent

[Waffles (parody) @waffles_morgan]

@calvinrobinson @jordanbpeterson Yeah real men do labor and dont sit around doing womanly activities like "philosophy".