Sarah Wagner

Cat & Pug Mom 🐈‍⬛ 🐶Wannabe Israeli 🇮🇱 Sushi Enthusiast 🍣

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Hi guys! We made a family 💕🐾

[Squirrels of UCF @UCFSquirrels]

It’s been 13 years. The squirrels are older, hotter, and still judging you for eating on Memory Mall.

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Hi @waze the new bug fix has now messed up gos for Orlando. It doesn’t recognize i4 express lanes and thinks I’m off tossing or off the interstate so it’s constantly resetting 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary I’ve had a Twitter nearly half of my life 🤮

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Okay @CBS & @survivorcbs let’s change the rules to match @Survivor_AU when it comes to medical evaluations & evacuations and give them 24 hours to return.

[Allison Josephs @jewinthecity]

This book is like the "Negro Motorist Green Book" but for Jews. It wasn’t that long ago there were many laws in the US dictating where Jews could vacation & own property. Many laws lasted through the 1970s. Yet today Jews are called privileged and excluded from DEI groups.

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Why am I trying so hard? I haven’t even seen TRON

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

The fact my reality tv crush @asafgoren1 is now on #rupaulsdragrace 🫠😅😜

[Monét @monetxchange]

I’m still not over Irene going home.

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

I love Adam Sandler so much and I’m sad that I’m down to only a total of 5 more times I can sing “Back to School”

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Really just wanting the ~*~vibe~*~ of my wedding reception to be a full out party with music that would’ve played at Library circa 2011-2013

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

I think they introduced fire to save contestants like Gabler from being voted out at the final 4 by contestants like Jesse. #survivor

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Nothing like your former youth program trying to swindle two installments of $250 for a sweatshirt and tshirt 😅

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

“Omg my Spotify is so true.. so accurate” yeah duh… it’s literally your data…

[Shangela @itsSHANGELA]

FINALE DAY!!! @officialdwts I’m smothered in emotions. So full of gratitude for this moment. Y’all got me here with ur votes, and my hope is to give you a MOMENT tonight worthy of your support. Thank u. Let’s do this!! #teamhalleloo #dwts #disneyplus ❤️🪩

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.

[Michael Eisner @Michael_Eisner]

Welcome back to Disney, @RobertIger!

[Sarah Wagner @wagnerbecrunk]

Officially officially old. My camper from the JCC is officially & legally married. #officially

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Disney says Iger is returning for two years. Don't miss your last chance to see him as CEO before he glows away forever.

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

The amount of antisemitism coming from all corners is fucking alarming