i’d love to be an important politician. i’d be working with 80 year olds and then they’d die and i’d get to tweet something like “Saddened to hear about the passing of John Senator” and then add a pic of me looking fine as hell next to John Senator
lately if an essay im writing sounds too repetitive/clunky i read it over in al gore’s voice in my head and if that makes it sound better i turn it in it anyway