Waiter Whispers

Work in the service industry? Sick of how you're treated? We're here to tell the public exactly what we think of them. Retweet anything that rings home true!

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How would you like your steak? Well done. #destroythemeat #ordersomethingelse

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Ah the weekend the least favourite part of my week! #idrathergodrinking #icantwaitfortheweekendtoend

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I'm sorry your food is late sir. Maybe if u didn't turn up an hour late U wouldn't have f*cked up the flow of our kitchen #ignoranceisbliss

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Hens parties - love to hammer the booze but once the bill comes nobodies had a drink! #IOnlyHad1GlassOfWine #bitchesbetrippin

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@roemcdermott @IrishTimes I'd rather eat out of a dumpster

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Seems about right - #McShit #SeemsGoodAtTheTime #WhyDoIAlwaysFeelDirtyAfterOne

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Maitre D - "I'm sorry sir no dogs allowed" - "But I haven't got a dog" - "I'm talking about your wife" #bitchesbemoaning

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When the customer has a few glasses of wine & gets "brave" & starts mouthing off at the manager #backinyourbox #wearenotpiecesofshit

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Just order the sauvignon blanc & stop wasting my time #staysafe #nojacobscreekhere

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"I'm such a foodie" - no you're not you're a fatty who'll eat anything #3in1 #sausagesandchips #doyouhaveanyketchup

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Oh you're vegan. No our chef doesn't give a sh*t about your beliefs so there's the door #eatathome #meat4life

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When a customer complaint begins with "I've worked in the service industry for years…" #dontbeannoyingme #shoveyourcomplaint #noyouhavent