emotional biryani

here to give people who know me in real life a break from my unhinged thoughts

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

imagine connecting with a goofy guy on hinge and next thing you know he becomes a mayor of NYC!!!

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

wake up babe new 370 biryani guy but in English just dropped 😭😭

[Doctor @DipshikhaGhosh]

The way Indian men rant about alimony, it almost sounds like they’re absolutely certain their marriage will crash and burn in the most toxic way possible. Are you already so aware of how unbearable you are that you’re pre-planning a bitter divorce where your wife can’t even stand the sight of you long enough to agree to a mutual, no-alimony exit? And if your wife isn’t earning, what does it say about you that you’re openly admitting you’d never care enough to make sure she isn’t left destitute because the relationship didn’t work?

What kind of warped logic is this where the possibility of an unreasonable alimony request pushes you to justify a criminal tradition like dowry? How fragile do you have to be to think “since divorce might be expensive, let me take payment in advance for marrying a woman”? It’s completely deranged.

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

@youcandothisbis waiting for this

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

ye taylor swift apne gaane mein kya nasheele cheezein dalti hai why is fate of ophelia so good?

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

and the masters degree acts like a fuckboi

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

one day I'm going to get lynched for regularly telling Mumbai auto walas to not spit on the road

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

roads = dug up and filled with potholes
air = polluted to the point you get throat pain
public transport = just heard yesterday someone got severely injured due to falling from a train
men = defending palaash m cheating on THE smriti

someone pls export me from this place 😭

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

@vijayantkv71 @orientalins @cmohry @PMOIndia @PIBHomeAffairs @gurgaonpolice #justiceforprahlad

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

@Enola_guy12 No, please keep asking me because I'm not fine every 10-15 days

[Citizen Kau @citizen_kau]

Proudly ‘resurfacing’ a bridge that was inaugurated last year. 🫡

[H. 🇮🇹 @cmoncheeeeks]

How do indians daily sleep at night without OUTRAGING EVERYDAY is beyond me. How have they been accustomed into thinking that this is an okay way of living life for a common man? HOWWW?????

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

Very 1 day or day 1 energy

[Ishan Goswami @TheIshanGoswami]

the fact no one knew Zohran Mamdani a year ago and today he is the Mayor of New York

is all you need to know that you can change your life in an year if you really want it

(this is a motivational post for my techbros and not at all political)

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

I know I'm losing touch with my culture when it took me a minute to understand 😭

[Djuney @juneymb]

Two of the five dard e disco cities are now under the caliphate

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

seems like bro has been day dreaming about this since long and finally got a chance to do this goat outro

[suspended @twtuser00001]

aura skyrocketed when they started playing dhoom machale

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

happy mamdani day to those who celebrate 🎈🥂

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Zohran Mamdani, a 34-year-old state lawmaker from Queens, will be the 111th mayor of New York. He will be the first Muslim to ever lead the city, as well as its first South Asian mayor and the youngest mayor in more than a century.
https://t.co/7tewUOBm0A

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

I swear some women are brainwashed and they need lessons on how the game is rigged against us

[Nida. @themeowist]

overheard two women discuss how indian law favours women and strips men of rights, yet the only example was divorce, a relief from system built on patriarchy that creates unequal power dynamics to begin with. we’re never getting out of trenches.

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

One trip to Foreign &
India will start feeling like a SCAM.

[Adnan @adnaannfr]

sports will break your heart for 9/10 times , but that one time makes it worth everything .

[emotional biryani @waitlist25iw]

If India ever throws a Halloween party, I will go as women's safety 😊

[Dr. Ruchika Sharma @tishasaroyan]

If BJP ever throws a Halloween party, I will go as Aurangzeb 😊