WakeupHector

Fmr @Twitter Software Quality Engineer and also the
Co-owner of @chocolatesU. Creators of the original ☕️ Hot Chocolate Balls! ☕️

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

Ruth Ann Buzzi

July 24, 1936 - May 1, 2025

Each day with love
and laughter —

Happily, ever after.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

There was a week-long media meltdown in 2016 b/c Bill Clinton ran into Loretta Lynch at an airport & talked to her for 5 minutes. Now, a criminal defendant can just pick up the phone, call the Trump WH & not only get a case dismissed, but the AUSA leading it, fired. Media shrugs

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Breaking: Read the Signal messages. https://t.co/IKBYmBoQyh

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

👀 You have got to be kidding me.

https://t.co/IhhvFvw6DG

[WakeupHector @wakeuphector]

I'm not really sure what happened, but I just got a note that said the government will be pausing tariffs on me personally until April. So weird.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that so many European leaders are pledging enough support, money, and arms for Ukraine to sideline him completely, and was overheard shouting to his staffers, "This is supposed to be MY deal, and MY Nobel Peace Prize!"

[Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський @ZelenskyyUa]

Thank you America, thank you for your support, thank you for this visit. Thank you @POTUS, Congress, and the American people.
Ukraine needs just and lasting peace, and we are working exactly for that.

[Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence]

Trump closed the Kennedy Library in Boston.

[WakeupHector @wakeuphector]

@BBCWorld The way my jaw stayed completely in place.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.

Just like this is still Twitter.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Mahomes is getting what he deserves for going full MAGA.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Second time’s the charm. Congrats to the @Eagles, Jalen Hurts, Saquon Barkley, Nick Sirianni and an outstanding defense for winning one for Philly. You earned it!

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

In America, decisions about what is legal and illegal are made by courts of law. Not by the Vice President.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I'm not gonna waste millions of dollars on a commercial

[WakeupHector @wakeuphector]

@kauriemac It was him or the vacuum. He had no choice.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

It Only Tuesday
https://t.co/vTg9208EG0

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

The entire archive of all CDC datasets uploaded before January 28th, 2025 has been backed up on Internet Archive.

Incredible work everyone. Science will never be silenced!

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.