Wal pells

Author of Mr Strawberry's Unbelievable Office, 36 years old. I have never had cancer. I am not missing. 🇸🇯

[Wal pells @wal_pells]

have you heard?

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

putting my grandma up for sale on the app store

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

siri told me another fib and i’m pissed

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

violent gorilla attack

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dentist ripped my jaw off and threw me out a window

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my gay uncle has penile arthritis

[i'm peeing @im_peeing]

I'm peeing

[lessence @kardiaphagy]

They jerk me every way but off

[tex @texmeplease]

doordashing one bacteria

[Alexander @omfuze]

At what age do yo meat stop growing cuz aint no way

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

google ai overview said i should chop my hand off with a machete because im a homo

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just crucified a seagull

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

hey siri give me tingles

[latina hannibal lecter @morbidmomo]

email me that pussy

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[Mhiel @301pushups]

If you have ever masturbated I’m going to find you and kill you… just sayin 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

beware the jerking to cumming pipeline

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

new tiktok trend chop your legs off with a hatchet

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mickey mouse touched me everywhere