“reading fics is for jobless people” the best fic you’ll ever read is written by women in their 40s with incredibly successful corporate jobs that allow them to buy ungodly amounts of merch, i promise you
In another life, where The Muppets on ABC was still on air, Sabrina would’ve performed “Espresso” on Up Late with Miss Piggy. Piggy would duet but change the lyrics to “Its that moi espresso” before kicking Sabrina off the stage because there can be only one dominant blonde.