Tim P. Walker

Noir/noir-adjacent author, Tarantino doppelgänger

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

It dawned on me that I should pin a list of published stories, so let’s start this thread with a freebie. “The Goddamn Chuck Mangione Song” appeared in the Baltimore City Paper in May of 2015.
https://t.co/FND2QcDmCB

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

I smell gas. Does anyone else smell gas?

Anywho, I’m over at the other place now. Come and find me.

Now, where’s my lighter?

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Turns out “The Goddamn Chuck Mangione Song” is currently behind a paywall. Considering the current ownership and general state of the paper where this piece is parked, I’m good with anyone not wanting to pay. Actually, I’ll do you one better. Used to be free anyway.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

It dawned on me that I should pin a list of published stories, so let’s start this thread with a freebie. “The Goddamn Chuck Mangione Song” appeared in the Baltimore City Paper in May of 2015.
https://t.co/FND2QcDmCB

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

RIP Q. His score for this classic piece of shaggy cinema is as cool as a powder blue polyester leisure suit.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

@itshouldabeen @michaelianblack Of course I’m chill. I’m just talking ‘bout ice cream.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Halloween traditions and whatnot.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

@atrupar I like to pull this this clip out whenever Andy Harris says or does something stupid. To my ears, it’s the greatest “fuck you” in the history of recorded sound, and it comes courtesy of Kojo Nnamdi of WAMU.
https://t.co/GtQPvY0WJf

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Andy Harris is trending again so I guess that’s my reminder to pull this old chestnut out again. Here it is: the greatest “fuck you” in the history of the English language.

Stream Kojo On Maryland Rep. Andy Harris by kojoshow https://t.co/TfC2QaEmPt

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

@vicxvie To the beat of the rhythm of the night?

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Why stop there? Shouldn’t she prove she was even a teenager in the ‘80’s? She should be able to produce her prom corsage, a ticket stub to a matinee showing of ET, and a receipt from Waxie Maxies for a DeBarge cassette.

[Greta Van Susteren @greta]

Can someone please PROVE whether VP Harris DID or DID NOT work at a McDonalds? Are there any records? Former franchise owner? Fellow worker? Anything???

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Lots of bots on this site as of late. If you think you’ve got one in your DM’s and are bold enough to engage, ask them what famous fictional character’s death affected them most. If they say the fucking horse from The NeverEnding Story, kick their robo-ass to the curb.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Richard Lloyd Group at Holy Frijoles

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

@bobbymathews I’m doing it right now.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

RIP Kris Kristofferson, the manliest of Renaissance men.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

Damn straight. He stops at red lights, too.

[Baltimore City DOT @BmoreCityDOT]

M'am, this is a Good Boy.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

@MelCarmichael4 It’s funny because it looks like all he’s doing is handing out one of his goofy hats.

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

@r_k_patrick @JeremyMonjo Bret McKenzie? You mean this Bret McKenzie?

[Tim P. Walker @walkertimp]

I love how blasé my inbox is when it gets celebrity fundraising texts.