Sage

screw you and your eyebrows

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The future currency of Earth

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

nobody:
my driving instructors:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Use Signal

[𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙣 @stiofa_n]

i’m so happy for her

[Emaperidol MD @Emaperidol]

My boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to shut up about getting the covid vaccine

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Go cry about it

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

@chefrdv mfs really said next time u wanna lose a family member plan accordingly💀

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

good morning to men under 6ft and men under 6ft only

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

iconic

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I won the Election!

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

before I knew what poached eggs were I just assumed it meant they were stolen eggs and I was like ah damn

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

the fact that I used to sit there and read 400 page NOVELS in one sitting...what was I on? Now I just have anxiety

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

McDonald’s rly releases a Travis Scott flavored burger wow the INNOVATION

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

hate it when u comment on a girls insta post n u tell them they look pretty n they reply with “all you” NO sis we are BOTH drop dead gorgeous

[Sage @walkingvetbill]

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[Sage @walkingvetbill]

me, a bio major: i wanna major in bio so I can go into medicine and help people

bio: here’s some plants

[Mufti Menk @muftimenk]

Are you a people pleaser? Do you always need validation from others? Do you live your life based on the opinions of others because you are afraid of disappointing them. Be wary. People will try to mould and shape you into what they want you to be. Learn to say no. Refuse kindly!

[Natalie Mariduena @natalinanoel]

simp forever or not at all