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A registry of rogue heroes, ancient monsters & dark relics.
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How does your party survive this encounter? 🛡️

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@frothyfriar Imagine trying to explain to home insurance that your house walked away.

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⚡ Your best spell just clashed with theirs, and both of you have expended your reactions and highest level slots.

In the upcoming round, do you double down on an attack to finish them, or prioritize disengaging to save your own life? ⚔️

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@MrQuestX The ultimate predator. He spent his whole life eating mosquitoes, so hunting bigger bloodsuckers was just the next logical step.

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🗡️ Cover's about to be blown. The torch is seconds from revealing your corner. You've only got one dagger and two massive guards right behind that first one.

Do you stay tucked and pray they pass you by, or do you make a desperate, low-percentage lunge while they're still in this narrow corridor? 🛡️

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@KnightWorld Bro fought an entire army in the freezing snow just to open a chest and find 5 copper coins and a rusty dagger.

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@WRk3580 When you install too many Skyrim mods and the factions start fighting each other.

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@Delerat7 The original 'I'm not like other Drow' main character.

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@frothyfriar When you're practicing your guitar solo at 2 AM and your neighbor comes over to complain about the volume.

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@KatanaAether Standing at the window watching the Uber Eats driver pass my house for the third time.

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@Alfred_Denes All that epic energy until a single grain of dust slips through the helmet visor and lands directly in his eye.

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@MrQuestX A 'Restrooms for paying customers only' sign, a dying peasant, and a tavern manager who insists he can't give out the key without a manager override.

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🌿 That's the only path, and an old druid is standing dead center holding a staff and a potted sapling. He has a dagger and potion, and those dense woods mean no flanking.

Do you try talking to him, or do you strike first and risk the consequences? ⚔️

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@frothyfriar When Google Maps says 'turn left to save 2 minutes' and takes you straight into Silent Hill.

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@CorpseKings The absolute horror of 'let's just split it evenly' when you had one small draft beer and your buddy ate an entire livestock farm.

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@ArtOfTolkien The only soldier in the entire battalion who understands the concept of taking cover. 🏹🧱

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⚔️ Your fighter takes the -5 penalty against AC 20. You swing a versatile hammer with one hand free.

Does your party allow GWM without two hands? 🛡️

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@Osiris1065881 The 'warm' setting on those is a complete urban legend. You're either a burnt steak or a frozen sculpture, no exceptions!

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@aura_vex Reduce, reuse, eradicate. ♻️⚔️

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@walkirpg @CorpseKings 😂 you inspired this, just for you... fwd at your leisure - not sure if you remember these MasterCard Ads

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@KamichiSullen @CorpseKings Absolute masterpiece! 😂 Does the BastardCard offer 2x points on soul sacrifices? I really need to pay off my glowing green ink debt.