James Walkenhorst

Technical Marketing Engineer at @qumulo. Second-rate husband and father to first-rate wife and kids. A modest man, with much to be modest about.

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@tifotter I miss the doomscrolling from back then. Remember when the pandemic was the worst thing in the Twitter feed?

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@brianragazzi Maybe fake sneeze on his knuckles?

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@daverdfw Yup, thanks :)

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@PBradz @DellEMCHOL @DellEMCSolCtrs Along with @mokhalid . Good times...

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@vmtyler Didn't think anyone would notice...

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@SinemiaApp My daughter's card hasn't shown up after 3 weeks, and I can't even activate mine. Should we cancel our memberships until you figure your processes out?

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

Three hours to totality. The #Eclipse2017 traffic is... elsewhere?

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@tifotter I use @Life360 to know where wife and kids are. You can set up alerts when they arrive/leave and get location anytime. Hope they're okay...

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@theSANzone @DaanAhmad "De-commit" and "de-scope" are words I learned from the PMT

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@theSANzone In my defense, reality does have a way of intruding

[Brian Brushwood @shwood]

So... none of us are getting anything done today, are we?

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

Stay safe out there... https://t.co/I8giptXvNE

[Scott Sistek @ScottSeattleWx]

IT'S ON! High Wind Warnings now officially issued for Saturday's windstorm. 65 Puget Sound area, 70 North, 75 on the coast. #wawind

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@Jon_2vcps I usually hate when people say this, but 'not my problem.' They let you in? LOL

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@vEDW Comic Sans is Lucky Charms with chocolate milk for every meal

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

Of all the changes since the @DellEMC merger, I'm gonna miss the old fonts the most. Arial is Rice Krispies, w/no sugar, for every meal.

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@Jon_2vcps Gotta ask first - click the registration link and let me know how it goes :)

[Brian Ragazzi @brianragazzi]

This week has been a great Cloud Summit. Great to see so many friends and colleagues.

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

.@virtualOlcoz @EMCcloud @HeagaSteve @AnshulChadda @cl0udguide So much brain power in this room. And one sinkhole...

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

@vmtyler Don't leave it in for more than a few hours. The FAA sees a lot of TSS.

[James Walkenhorst @walkjaw]

That awkward moment when someone points out a dead link that nobody noticed (including you) for six months. On your own page...